The joys of living in the dorm....
Eat soot
Joined: Oct 2001
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Who here has seen van wilder???
"Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are
sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go
home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff
diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco
stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know?
I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want
to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah!
And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder."
"Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are
sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go
home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff
diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco
stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know?
I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want
to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah!
And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder."
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