jadedfon z: i guess i should pack up maurice's head before he gets pissed
jadedfon z: my hands are all messy from touching maurices head too much
Lead Footed Fool: hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jadedfon z: he's getting dirty head, i hope he likes it
Lead Footed Fool: lmao!!
jadedfon z: i had to wrap it in plastic so it wouldnt get everything messy
Lead Footed Fool: well, thats what he paid for
jadedfon z: now i need a big box to slip it in
Lead Footed Fool: that box must be your special term
jadedfon z: dont you usually stick heads in a box?
Lead Footed Fool: i guess
Lead Footed Fool: but it doesn't fully encompass the head....
Lead Footed Fool: there is empty space around the corners of the "box"
jadedfon z: see, you must like those big loose boxes
jadedfon z: i like a box that fits tight around the head
Lead Footed Fool: i agree
Lead Footed Fool: so the head doesn't shift during shipping
Lead Footed Fool: you don't want the head to get damaged
jadedfon z: exactly
jadedfon z: no. the head is one of the most important part of the system
jadedfon z: without it, nothing will work right
Lead Footed Fool: has to be inspected and flushed regularly
jadedfon z: yes, and inspections must be done by someone who knows what they're doing
Lead Footed Fool: and they must have a firm yet gentle touch
Lead Footed Fool: and must not scrape the head
jadedfon z: lol! yes thats a must
jadedfon z: ok, i got the instructions put on the box now, so the postal workers can give him head with no problems
Lead Footed Fool: make sure the head is given to the right person...
Lead Footed Fool: don't want to waste giving head
jadedfon z: i'll find a guy standing there with nothing to do
Lead Footed Fool: haha

 

You have warped my fragile little mind

Cylinder head-----$$$$
Tail light-----------$135
Collision Repair-------$300
Brian making dirty conversation------------priceless

 

visa has there next ad done. they should pay everybody in the mopar room for their ingenious insight