Joe's bedtime story
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Joe's bedtime story
jjt 1081: im goin to hump my hand
jjt 1081: then go to sleep
Jaded Fonz: go meet "the stranger"
jjt 1081: hell yeah sit on it till its numb
jjt 1081: works every time
jjt 1081: hehe
Jaded Fonz: wear a latex glove
jjt 1081: hmm good one
jjt 1081: or jerk off with a condom on
jjt 1081: would be the same, would it not?
Jaded Fonz: try it out and get back to me
jjt 1081: and come to think of it...a lot easier to cleanup
jjt 1081: don't hafta worry about the ceiling and shit
jjt 1081: hmm ill try it
Jaded Fonz: you're the pro
jjt 1081: hehehehehe
:monkspank:
:thefinger:
jjt 1081: then go to sleep
Jaded Fonz: go meet "the stranger"
jjt 1081: hell yeah sit on it till its numb
jjt 1081: works every time
jjt 1081: hehe
Jaded Fonz: wear a latex glove
jjt 1081: hmm good one
jjt 1081: or jerk off with a condom on
jjt 1081: would be the same, would it not?
Jaded Fonz: try it out and get back to me
jjt 1081: and come to think of it...a lot easier to cleanup
jjt 1081: don't hafta worry about the ceiling and shit
jjt 1081: hmm ill try it
Jaded Fonz: you're the pro
jjt 1081: hehehehehe
:monkspank:
:thefinger:
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U.S. Representative Henry Waxman (D-CA)
“If someone is so fearful that they are going to start using their weapons to protect their rights, it makes me very nervous that these people have weapons at all.”
Originally Posted by XYNaPSE
Article I Section 8 gives Congress the power to do whatever Congress deems necessary.
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what's wrong 808?????? A little too hardcore for j00? 
muhauhahahaha
muhauhahahaha
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U.S. Representative Henry Waxman (D-CA)
“If someone is so fearful that they are going to start using their weapons to protect their rights, it makes me very nervous that these people have weapons at all.”
Originally Posted by XYNaPSE
Article I Section 8 gives Congress the power to do whatever Congress deems necessary.
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damn right it is AHAHAHAHAHAHAA 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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U.S. Representative Henry Waxman (D-CA)
“If someone is so fearful that they are going to start using their weapons to protect their rights, it makes me very nervous that these people have weapons at all.”
Originally Posted by XYNaPSE
Article I Section 8 gives Congress the power to do whatever Congress deems necessary.
AuH20 in '64
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don't use the cheap shit, dumbass. Spring for the durex or trojans. You know what's funny, in this day and age of political correctness and sexual openess (?) trojan has never done a commercial for faggots. They do radio ads for non-queers all the time but never once for the gay ass pirates. I find it funny. Maybe one day the raunchy rectal refugees will file a lawsuit on trojan for discrimination! 
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U.S. Representative Henry Waxman (D-CA)
“If someone is so fearful that they are going to start using their weapons to protect their rights, it makes me very nervous that these people have weapons at all.”
Originally Posted by XYNaPSE
Article I Section 8 gives Congress the power to do whatever Congress deems necessary.
Eat soot
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Originally posted by "87IROC"
don't use the cheap shit, dumbass. Spring for the durex or trojans. You know what's funny, in this day and age of political correctness and sexual openess (?) trojan has never done a commercial for faggots. They do radio ads for non-queers all the time but never once for the gay ass pirates. I find it funny. Maybe one day the raunchy rectal refugees will file a lawsuit on trojan for discrimination!
don't use the cheap shit, dumbass. Spring for the durex or trojans. You know what's funny, in this day and age of political correctness and sexual openess (?) trojan has never done a commercial for faggots. They do radio ads for non-queers all the time but never once for the gay ass pirates. I find it funny. Maybe one day the raunchy rectal refugees will file a lawsuit on trojan for discrimination!
What to do when 2 boyfriends embrace becomes a little to close??
TROJAN MAN!!
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