Set up a lawn chair with one of those little tent shelters. Prop a loaded shotgun and rifle against the car and wait for whoever is putting the stickers on your car. When they arrive, calmly tell them that the car is not abandoned and that it does not need to be towed away, while pointing the shotgun at them. Voila! Problem solved.

 

Im glad your not, and I did! VERY good! Got busy as shit at like 9 and didnt stop

 

I'm just gonna move out of here when my lease is up. It's isn't it worth it anymore.

 

make sure you shit on the carpet and put a sign next to it, "abandoned"

 

Dog did enough of that when he got tapeworms

 

at least hes making the most of HIS rent! lol

 

no kidding

 

my take on the MTR Lotto: Give me $1000 and i'll give you $200 back! Even better than the lotto! For both of us!

And theres a 1:690000 chance i'll give you 10-million back

 

I'm just not that big into lotto. Guess I'm just not a gambler

 

same here.

but my point was... they spent 1000 and got back 130. If they give me 1000, hell, they can have 230! I'm a much better investment