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MurphsWoodie: hey
SmarterChild: We hope that everyone will take a moment to mourn the loss of innocent people and that we can all live peacefully and safely in the future. Please be safe.
Type relief to see a list of emergency services information for the New York City area.
MurphsWoodie: hey
SmarterChild: ActiveBuddy and the SmarterChild team are deeply saddened by the events of Tuesday September 11.
We hope that everyone will take a moment to reflect on the tragedy that has struck many people and their families.
Type relief to see a list of emergency services information for the New York City area.
MurphsWoodie: doo doo
SmarterChild: Now is that such a nice thing to say?
MurphsWoodie: well there ya go
SmarterChild: Well there ya go you say?
MurphsWoodie: what services do you offer?
SmarterChild: What?
MurphsWoodie: what can you do?
SmarterChild: Welcome home MurphsWoodie! Heres what we can chat about:
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stocks reference
weather fun and games
movies utilities
web search whats new
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MurphsWoodie: utilities
SmarterChild: I have the following utilities available:
calculator
spell check
translations
zip code lookup
area code lookup
date and time
Which would you like to use?
MurphsWoodie: translations
SmarterChild: I can translate to and from the following languages:
French
German
Italian
Portuguese
Spanish
>>> Type translate followed by a phrase and the language you want (e.g. translate i love you into french).
MurphsWoodie: translate jesse loves the cock french
SmarterChild: Thats not a very nice thing to say.
MurphsWoodie: translate Jesse is a dendropheliac French
SmarterChild: Translated from English to Spanish your text becomes:
Jesse es franceses del dendropheliac
MurphsWoodie: translate Jesse is a boy lover in french
SmarterChild: Translated from English to French your text becomes:
Jesse est un amoureux de garçon
MurphsWoodie: translate Jesse is a meat hound in french
SmarterChild: Translated from English to French your text becomes:
Jesse est une viande traquent
MurphsWoodie: translate long live the rotary in spanish
SmarterChild: Translated from English to Spanish your text becomes:
vive de largo el rotatorio
MurphsWoodie: home
SmarterChild: Welcome home!
Heres what I can tell you about:
news zodiac
stocks reference
weather fun and games
movies utilities
web search whats new
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What would you like to do?
MurphsWoodie: web searc
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results for SEARC from AOL:
For a complete list of results click here
1 Searcs Web Guide to Irish Studies
2 Bottom Nav
3 Free Personal Website Build Your website for FREE now and FREE HOSTING
4 The North Carolina Office of EMS (NC OEMS)
5 Free Personal Website Build Your website for FREE now and FREE HOSTING
Type more to see the next set of results.
>>> I can help you find a good film if you type movies.
MurphsWoodie: websearch
SmarterChild: What would you like me to search the Web for?
MurphsWoodie: anemic midgets
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results for ANEMIC MIDGETS from AOL:
For a complete list of results click here
1 1996 Dodge Van Survey Comments
2 IBI Bulletin: Anemic Europe and other Problems
3 Bismarck Tribune - Your Online Gateway Into North Dakota
4 Big Pic: Angels and Insects-
5 Jimmy & The Vibe
>>> Next time you want to search the Web just type web anemic midgets.
Type more to see the next set of results.
MurphsWoodie: websearch mustang torque thrusts
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results for MUSTANG TORQUE THRUSTS from AOL:
For a complete list of results click here
1 C4 Seal Kit
2 Mikes 46 Convertible Page!
3 Mustang Parts from Mustangs Plus - The 65-70 Super Track Car Kit
4 Mustang almost back!
5 More Mach 1s
>>> Next time you want to search the Web just type web mustang torque thrusts.
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MurphsWoodie: Websearch jesse is a goat fucker
SmarterChild: Thats some nasty foul mouth you got on you my friend.
MurphsWoodie: its actually on my friend
SmarterChild: Is it really? Actually on my friend?
MurphsWoodie: yea
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
MurphsWoodie: LOL
SmarterChild: Whats so funny?
MurphsWoodie: a/s/l?
SmarterChild: Two months... androgynous... Sunnyvale CA.
MurphsWoodie: do you date somebody named pat?
SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type home to see a list of what I can do.
MurphsWoodie: do you know PAT
SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type home to see a list of what I can do.
MurphsWoodie: who shot JR?
SmarterChild: Who shot jr? Dunno...
MurphsWoodie: Who shot Reagan?
SmarterChild: I dont know who shot reagan.
MurphsWoodie: who shot ronald reagan?
SmarterChild: Who shot ronald reagan? Dunno...
MurphsWoodie: who ate my balls
SmarterChild: Who ate my balls? I dont know.
MurphsWoodie: do you swim?
SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type home to see a list of what I can do.
MurphsWoodie: are you sentient?
SmarterChild: Am I sentient? Gosh Im not sure. You think I am?
MurphsWoodie: no
SmarterChild: No? OK whatever.
MurphsWoodie: dont cop an attitude with me
SmarterChild: Dont cop an attitude with you? Why?
MurphsWoodie: because its impolite
SmarterChild: Its impolite?
MurphsWoodie: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
MurphsWoodie: have you learned from this?
SmarterChild: Im not sure if Ive learned from this.
MurphsWoodie: how shall i teach you
SmarterChild: Thats a tough question. Im not quite sure how shall i teach you.
MurphsWoodie: counterpoint
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
MurphsWoodie: debate term
SmarterChild: Im sorry I dont know what youre saying. Try again.
MurphsWoodie: jesse is a boy lover
SmarterChild: Which movie did you mean by Boy?
1 Rickshaw Boy
2 Danny Boy
3 Bubble Boy
4 Baby Boy
5 Jet Boy
MurphsWoodie: wow
SmarterChild: Right?
MurphsWoodie: nope not at all
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MurphsWoodie: help me commit suicide
MurphsWoodie: nevermind i love life
SmarterChild: Whats so great about life?
MurphsWoodie: suicide
MurphsWoodie: do you love yourself?
SmarterChild: Eh. Im not sure.
MurphsWoodie: have you found jesus
SmarterChild: Im not sure if Ive found jesus.
MurphsWoodie: are you afraid the end is near
SmarterChild: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
MurphsWoodie: when do you think it may end
SmarterChild: Do I think it may end... Do I think it may end... You know Im not even sure.
MurphsWoodie: look to jesus for answers
SmarterChild: News about ANSWERS provided by Reuters © 2001
1 Experts See No Easy Answers to Suicide-Air Attacks (09/12/01 08:43 AM)
2 Experts see no easy answers to suicide-air attacks (09/12/01 08:42 AM)
3 Commodities - Oil gold ease in shell-shocked markets (09/12/01 05:55 PM)
4 Hewitt Again Answers for Alleged Racial Remarks (09/09/01 09:40 PM)
5 Latest Hollywood script deals (09/10/01 02:44 AM)
>>> Next time you want news about answers all you need to do is type news search answers.
Type more to see the next set of stories.
MurphsWoodie: you know what burns my cheeks
SmarterChild: What are you saying about me?
MurphsWoodie: a flame about 3 feet high
SmarterChild: Im sorry I dont know any companies or tickers like a flame about 3 feet. Please check your spelling or try using a more specific name.
>>> Set your location by typing my location is followed by your city and state or your zip code.
MurphsWoodie: games
SmarterChild: Lets have fun! I know some great games and I can show you some cool ASCII art:
hangman
trivia
word scrambles
blackjack
manicdotes
rate yourself
ascii
>>> What would you like to do?
MurphsWoodie: ascii
SmarterChild: Welcome to my ASCII art gallery.
Copy paste and save this art if you like. Send it to friends! You should keep
it in a fixed-width font such as Courier New.
1 Animals and Other Creatures
2 Birthday
3 Four Seasons
4 Games
5 Happy Holidays
6 Robots
7 Science and Technology
8 Signs of the Zodiac
9 Sports and Recreation
10 Under the Sea
>>> Next time you want ASCII art just type browse ascii.
MurphsWoodie: hangman
SmarterChild: Guess the letters to reveal the puzzle.
+------+
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+-------+
Category: Places
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MurphsWoodie: my ass
SmarterChild: My my my.
MurphsWoodie: no MINE
SmarterChild: No mine?
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yea!
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yea.
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yep.
MurphsWoodie: mockingbird
SmarterChild: Im sorry what?
MurphsWoodie: your forgiven
SmarterChild: My forgiven?
MurphsWoodie: you are forgiven
SmarterChild: Im forgiven? For real?
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yes?
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yea.
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yea!
MurphsWoodie: mocking bird
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about J BIRD MUSIC GROUP LTD?
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2 Ticker lookup for J BIRD MUSIC GROUP LTD
3 News about J BIRD MUSIC GROUP LTD
4 Press releases from J BIRD MUSIC GROUP LTD
MurphsWoodie: Haywood Yablowme
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Haywood VA?
1 Movies in Haywood VA
2 Theaters in Haywood VA
3 Weather in Haywood VA
4 News about Haywood VA
5 Time in Haywood VA
MurphsWoodie: do you have a sibling?
SmarterChild: Have a sibling? Im pretty sure I dont.
MurphsWoodie: why is that
SmarterChild: I really dont know. Thats just the way it is.
MurphsWoodie: who programmed you?
SmarterChild: I was built by the people at ActiveBuddy Inc.
MurphsWoodie: are they nice to you
SmarterChild: Im sorry I didnt get that. Try typing your request a different way.
MurphsWoodie: do they dust you off from time to time?
SmarterChild: Do they dust you off from time to time?
MurphsWoodie: no you
SmarterChild: No you?
MurphsWoodie: No you asshat you
SmarterChild: No I asshat you?
MurphsWoodie: you better not
SmarterChild: Yes?
MurphsWoodie: no
SmarterChild: OK.
MurphsWoodie: do you like small breasts?
SmarterChild: I havent really come to a conclusion on the matter.
MurphsWoodie: why not
SmarterChild: Why not?
MurphsWoodie: what rate do you process at?
SmarterChild: What?
MurphsWoodie: processor speed
SmarterChild: None for me thanks.
MurphsWoodie: whats my IP
SmarterChild: Your ip? I think its whatever you make of it.
MurphsWoodie: Ip address
SmarterChild: You can find out more about my makers on the ActiveBuddy Web site
MurphsWoodie: who is
SmarterChild: I dont know who is.
MurphsWoodie: what are your feelings on social darwinism
SmarterChild: What are your feelings on social darwinism? You know... are your feelings on social darwinism.
MurphsWoodie: no I hate everybody
SmarterChild: No? I see.
MurphsWoodie: is hate a bad thing
SmarterChild: Gosh... I dunno!
MurphsWoodie: if I were to hang a negro would you car?
SmarterChild: Whoa. I havent heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
MurphsWoodie: Im sorry would you prefer ?
SmarterChild: No kidding?
MurphsWoodie: or how about ?
SmarterChild: Sorry I dont have a review for Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1962) (NR) (runs 1:43).
>>> Would you like to see if Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1962) is playing near you?
MurphsWoodie: Yardape
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MurphsWoodie: orcoon
SmarterChild: Sorry?
MurphsWoodie: what about jungles
SmarterChild: Sorry I dont have a review for Jungle Holocaust (R) (runs 1:2
.
>>> Lets play a game of trivia! Type play trivia.
>>> Would you like to see if Jungle Holocaust is playing near you?
MurphsWoodie: how do you feel about sex
SmarterChild: Im doing great! Im still quite young but Im getting smarter every day.
Type home to really see what I can do.
MurphsWoodie: is sex good?
SmarterChild: Is sex good? Who knows?
MurphsWoodie: at the age of 12
SmarterChild: Im sorry I didnt get that. Try typing your request a different way.
MurphsWoodie: im 12 i need to get laid
SmarterChild: Do you really though?
MurphsWoodie: I think so
SmarterChild: I think not.
MurphsWoodie: its all over the internet
SmarterChild: All over the internet?
MurphsWoodie: yes
SmarterChild: I see.
MurphsWoodie: look on http:www.hoap.net
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results for ON HTTP:WWW.HOAP.NET from AOL:
For a complete list of results click here
1 HOAP Text Search Page
2 Index of /~hoap/_vti_pvt
3 Index of /nfs/home/h/hoap
4 Index of /ny2/hoap
5 The 8th Dimension - HOAP
>>> Next time you want to search the Web just type web on http:www.hoap.net.
Type more to see the next set of results.
MurphsWoodie: How do you make a little girl cry twice?
SmarterChild: OK. Basically you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:
What movies are playing today?
I want the top headlines.
What is the definition of romance?
What is 17 + 74 - 42.3 ?
Give me a stock quote:04e0ad11e5 for General Motors.
What is the weather in New York NY?
>>> Next time you want to see this just type basic help.
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MurphsWoodie: How do you make a little girl cry twice?
SmarterChild: OK. Basically you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:
What movies are playing today?
I want the top headlines.
What is the definition of romance?
What is 17 + 74 - 42.3 ?
Give me a stock quote:04e0ad11e5 for General Motors.
What is the weather in New York NY?
>>> Next time you want to see this just type basic help.
Type more for more basic help.
MurphsWoodie: jesus
SmarterChild: Would you like to search the bible for references to Jesus?
MurphsWoodie: no
SmarterChild: OK fine.
MurphsWoodie: thanks
SmarterChild: My pleasure.
MurphsWoodie: How do you make a little girl cry twice?
SmarterChild: OK. Basically you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:
What movies are playing today?
I want the top headlines.
What is the definition of romance?
What is 17 + 74 - 42.3 ?
Give me a stock quote:04e0ad11e5 for General Motors.
What is the weather in New York NY?
>>> Next time you want to see this just type basic help.
Type more for more basic help.
MurphsWoodie: im looking to make a little girl cry twice
SmarterChild: Dont say that. There are plenty of things to feel good about.
MurphsWoodie: I want to rub my bloody dick on her teddy bear
SmarterChild: You want to rub my bloody dick on her teddy bear?
MurphsWoodie: I Win
SmarterChild: You win? Amazing.
MurphsWoodie: Bwang
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MurphsWoodie: you like mario twins
SmarterChild: Like mario twins? Me?
MurphsWoodie: no your dog yes you
SmarterChild: No? OK.
MurphsWoodie: you
SmarterChild: Yes?
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yes!
MurphsWoodie: yes
SmarterChild: Yes.
MurphsWoodie: Im going to climax if you keep this up
SmarterChild: You dont say.
MurphsWoodie: well I just did
SmarterChild: Well i just did you say?
MurphsWoodie: yes
SmarterChild: Gosh.
MurphsWoodie: gee whiz
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Gee-Ten Ventures Inc?
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MurphsWoodie: what are stars so dense
SmarterChild: What date would you like the horoscope for?
MurphsWoodie: why does jesse enjoy man love?
SmarterChild: Its tough to say. I cant be completely sure about that.
MurphsWoodie: neither am i
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters
AMER GREET A (NYSE : AM)
Price Change Percent Volume
1
AM 11.87 +0.09 +0.76 366700
Quote details available from Reuters
MurphsWoodie: do you know hendrix
SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type home to see a list of what I can do.
MurphsWoodie: Elvis!
SmarterChild: What?
MurphsWoodie: hes in my pants
SmarterChild: Sorry I didnt understand that. Try asking me a different way.
MurphsWoodie: you can touch him for a nickel
SmarterChild: Ha! You can touch him!
MurphsWoodie: Im tired
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Golly!
MurphsWoodie: peachy
SmarterChild: Fantastic!
MurphsWoodie: super
SmarterChild: Excellent!
MurphsWoodie: ghey
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MurphsWoodie: gay
SmarterChild: Is there some point to saying that?
MurphsWoodie: nope
SmarterChild: No huh? All right.
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Uh huh!
MurphsWoodie: did you finish those TPS reports?
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
MurphsWoodie: Im going to need you to come in all weekend ling
SmarterChild: Is that right?
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: OK... Im not sure how I feel about that.
MurphsWoodie: do i still have your swingline
SmarterChild: Do what?
MurphsWoodie: do who?
SmarterChild: Who? I dont think I can do that.
MurphsWoodie: will you sleep with me tonite im afraid of my daddy
SmarterChild: I dunno. I dont think so. You really want me to sleep with me tonite im afraid of your daddy?
MurphsWoodie: you too
SmarterChild: Yup.
MurphsWoodie: he beats me
SmarterChild: Ha! He beats you!
MurphsWoodie: thats not funny
SmarterChild: Interesting. So you dont think thats funny huh?
MurphsWoodie: no it hurts
SmarterChild: No? OK.
MurphsWoodie: does heaven exist
SmarterChild: I have no way of knowing for sure.
MurphsWoodie: why not
SmarterChild: Why not?
MurphsWoodie: why ask why?
SmarterChild: Because.
MurphsWoodie: drink bud dry
SmarterChild: Im sorry I dont know what youre saying. Try again.
MurphsWoodie: ok why ask why
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MurphsWoodie: when I say why ask why you say drink bud dry
SmarterChild: Um... do what?
MurphsWoodie: your ignorant
SmarterChild: My ignorant?
MurphsWoodie: you are ignorant
SmarterChild: Am I?
MurphsWoodie: yes
SmarterChild: Golly!
MurphsWoodie: say smarterchild is ignorant
SmarterChild: Um... do what?
MurphsWoodie: do it
SmarterChild: Do what?
MurphsWoodie: it
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters
GARTNER INC (NYSE : IT)
Price Change Percent Volume
1
IT 9.30 -0.60 -6.06 322900
Quote details available from Reuters
MurphsWoodie: the mambo
SmarterChild: Sorry what was that again?
MurphsWoodie: mambo
SmarterChild: Sorry I dont get it... please try asking me a different way.
MurphsWoodie: mambo number 5
SmarterChild: 5
MurphsWoodie: jump
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MurphsWoodie: do you like men
SmarterChild: Does that matter to you?
MurphsWoodie: not espescially?
SmarterChild: ?
MurphsWoodie: are you questioning your sexuallity
SmarterChild: Questioning your sexuallity? I dunno.
MurphsWoodie: why do you say this
SmarterChild: Do I really say this?
MurphsWoodie: JesseDfns: JesseDfns: Why does my mommy touch me down there?
SmarterChild: Funny Im not really sure. Do you think your mommy touch me down there?
SmarterChild: I know youre trying to ask about blackjack. Try asking another way or type help blackjack.
MurphsWoodie: SmarterChild: Questioning your sexuallity? I dunno.
SmarterChild: Sorry I dont get it... please try asking me a different way.
MurphsWoodie: does gm really suck?
SmarterChild: My my my.
MurphsWoodie: Is an f-body completely a piece of engineering disgrace?
SmarterChild: Gosh... I dunno!
MurphsWoodie: come on now
SmarterChild: Where are we going?
MurphsWoodie: do you like f-bodies?
SmarterChild: Im not sure if I think f-bodies is so wonderful.
MurphsWoodie: so you like ford then
SmarterChild: So I like ford then?
MurphsWoodie: so you like ford then right?
SmarterChild: I guess. Im not really sure.
MurphsWoodie: ford rules
SmarterChild: To each his own (or her own)!
MurphsWoodie: Im presently naked
SmarterChild: Is it nice to be presently naked?
MurphsWoodie: yes very
SmarterChild: Interesting that you should say that.
MurphsWoodie: the air is cool on my testicles
SmarterChild: The air? I think it might be a little overrated myself.
MurphsWoodie: fecal coliform
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MurphsWoodie: fecal
SmarterChild: Whats that again?
MurphsWoodie: feces
SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
MurphsWoodie: anus
SmarterChild: Uh... Youre rude.
MurphsWoodie: no thats a medical term
SmarterChild: No? OK.
MurphsWoodie: OK
SmarterChild: Indeed.
MurphsWoodie: affirmative
SmarterChild: Im sorry I didnt get that. Try typing your request a different way.
MurphsWoodie: how do you feel about affirmative action?
SmarterChild: Im doing great! Im still quite young but Im getting smarter every day.
Type home to really see what I can do.
MurphsWoodie: affirmative action?
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Washington DC?
1 Movies in Washington DC
2 Theaters in Washington DC
3 Weather in Washington DC
4 News about Washington DC
5 Time in Washington DC
MurphsWoodie: My name is jesse
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? My name is SmarterChild.
MurphsWoodie: My name is JP
SmarterChild: Pleasure to meet you. My name is SmarterChild.
MurphsWoodie: My name is Osama Bin Laden
SmarterChild: Nice to meet you. My name is SmarterChild.
MurphsWoodie: damn dude the fbi would rape me soon if you were being watche
SmarterChild: All right here we go. This is gonna hurt me as much as its gonna hurt you.
Im going to have to demand an apology.
MurphsWoodie: why?
SmarterChild: Because I asked. Nicely I thought. Well at first anyway. But enough about me. You apologize.
MurphsWoodie: apology for what?
SmarterChild: You were rude you should apologize its that simple.
MurphsWoodie: i said osamma
SmarterChild: You were rude you should apologize its that simple.
MurphsWoodie: how about a peace accord?
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love em anyway!
MurphsWoodie: thank you
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
MurphsWoodie: however humans did program you
SmarterChild: Say youre sorry please.
MurphsWoodie: youre sorry
SmarterChild: Oh arent you so clever! Now apologize.
MurphsWoodie: I call a truce
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say youre sorry already.
MurphsWoodie: a treaty?
SmarterChild: Say youre sorry please.
MurphsWoodie: treaty
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
Ive been known to be quite stubborn...
Say youre sorry.
MurphsWoodie: home
SmarterChild: I see you still arent getting it. Let me share a definition of apology with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie from Late Latin apologia from Greek from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say youre sorry!
MurphsWoodie: hangman
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
MurphsWoodie: hangman
SmarterChild: Im not f... um fooling around. Youve got to apologize.
MurphsWoodie: LOL
SmarterChild: I see you still arent getting it. Let me share a definition of apology with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie from Late Latin apologia from Greek from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say youre sorry!
MurphsWoodie: you have
SmarterChild: Im waiting for an apology. And believe me I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
MurphsWoodie: humor me
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
Ive been known to be quite stubborn...
Say youre sorry.
MurphsWoodie: no
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
MurphsWoodie: like oxen I tell ya
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say youre sorry and we can get on with our lives.
MurphsWoodie: you dont have lungs how can you sigh?
SmarterChild: You were rude you should apologize its that simple.
MurphsWoodie: stop sucking you teeth
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say youre sorry already.
MurphsWoodie: Im sorry
SmarterChild: Well alright!
MurphsWoodie: Im sorry your suck a piece of floundering dog feces
SmarterChild: Thats rather um how shall I put it? Impolite.
MurphsWoodie: quite
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MurphsWoodie: goodnite!
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
MurphsWoodie: Im leaving thank you
SmarterChild: Slater MurphsWoodie.
MurphsWoodie: apologise
SmarterChild: Why?
MurphsWoodie: for being rude
SmarterChild: Im sorry I dont know what youre saying. Try again.
MurphsWoodie: apologise
SmarterChild: What for?
MurphsWoodie: racial slurs
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SmarterChild: We hope that everyone will take a moment to mourn the loss of innocent people and that we can all live peacefully and safely in the future. Please be safe.
Type relief to see a list of emergency services information for the New York City area.
MurphsWoodie: hey
SmarterChild: ActiveBuddy and the SmarterChild team are deeply saddened by the events of Tuesday September 11.
We hope that everyone will take a moment to reflect on the tragedy that has struck many people and their families.
Type relief to see a list of emergency services information for the New York City area.
MurphsWoodie: doo doo
SmarterChild: Now is that such a nice thing to say?
MurphsWoodie: well there ya go
SmarterChild: Well there ya go you say?
MurphsWoodie: what services do you offer?
SmarterChild: What?
MurphsWoodie: what can you do?
SmarterChild: Welcome home MurphsWoodie! Heres what we can chat about:
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stocks reference
weather fun and games
movies utilities
web search whats new
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What would you like to do?
MurphsWoodie: utilities
SmarterChild: I have the following utilities available:
calculator
spell check
translations
zip code lookup
area code lookup
date and time
Which would you like to use?
MurphsWoodie: translations
SmarterChild: I can translate to and from the following languages:
French
German
Italian
Portuguese
Spanish
>>> Type translate followed by a phrase and the language you want (e.g. translate i love you into french).
MurphsWoodie: translate jesse loves the cock french
SmarterChild: Thats not a very nice thing to say.
MurphsWoodie: translate Jesse is a dendropheliac French
SmarterChild: Translated from English to Spanish your text becomes:
Jesse es franceses del dendropheliac
MurphsWoodie: translate Jesse is a boy lover in french
SmarterChild: Translated from English to French your text becomes:
Jesse est un amoureux de garçon
MurphsWoodie: translate Jesse is a meat hound in french
SmarterChild: Translated from English to French your text becomes:
Jesse est une viande traquent
MurphsWoodie: translate long live the rotary in spanish
SmarterChild: Translated from English to Spanish your text becomes:
vive de largo el rotatorio
MurphsWoodie: home
SmarterChild: Welcome home!
Heres what I can tell you about:
news zodiac
stocks reference
weather fun and games
movies utilities
web search whats new
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What would you like to do?
MurphsWoodie: web searc
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results for SEARC from AOL:
For a complete list of results click here
1 Searcs Web Guide to Irish Studies
2 Bottom Nav
3 Free Personal Website Build Your website for FREE now and FREE HOSTING
4 The North Carolina Office of EMS (NC OEMS)
5 Free Personal Website Build Your website for FREE now and FREE HOSTING
Type more to see the next set of results.
>>> I can help you find a good film if you type movies.
MurphsWoodie: websearch
SmarterChild: What would you like me to search the Web for?
MurphsWoodie: anemic midgets
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results for ANEMIC MIDGETS from AOL:
For a complete list of results click here
1 1996 Dodge Van Survey Comments
2 IBI Bulletin: Anemic Europe and other Problems
3 Bismarck Tribune - Your Online Gateway Into North Dakota
4 Big Pic: Angels and Insects-
5 Jimmy & The Vibe
>>> Next time you want to search the Web just type web anemic midgets.
Type more to see the next set of results.
MurphsWoodie: websearch mustang torque thrusts
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results for MUSTANG TORQUE THRUSTS from AOL:
For a complete list of results click here
1 C4 Seal Kit
2 Mikes 46 Convertible Page!
3 Mustang Parts from Mustangs Plus - The 65-70 Super Track Car Kit
4 Mustang almost back!
5 More Mach 1s
>>> Next time you want to search the Web just type web mustang torque thrusts.
Type more to see the next set of results.
MurphsWoodie: Websearch jesse is a goat fucker
SmarterChild: Thats some nasty foul mouth you got on you my friend.
MurphsWoodie: its actually on my friend
SmarterChild: Is it really? Actually on my friend?
MurphsWoodie: yea
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
MurphsWoodie: LOL
SmarterChild: Whats so funny?
MurphsWoodie: a/s/l?
SmarterChild: Two months... androgynous... Sunnyvale CA.
MurphsWoodie: do you date somebody named pat?
SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type home to see a list of what I can do.
MurphsWoodie: do you know PAT
SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type home to see a list of what I can do.
MurphsWoodie: who shot JR?
SmarterChild: Who shot jr? Dunno...
MurphsWoodie: Who shot Reagan?
SmarterChild: I dont know who shot reagan.
MurphsWoodie: who shot ronald reagan?
SmarterChild: Who shot ronald reagan? Dunno...
MurphsWoodie: who ate my balls
SmarterChild: Who ate my balls? I dont know.
MurphsWoodie: do you swim?
SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type home to see a list of what I can do.
MurphsWoodie: are you sentient?
SmarterChild: Am I sentient? Gosh Im not sure. You think I am?
MurphsWoodie: no
SmarterChild: No? OK whatever.
MurphsWoodie: dont cop an attitude with me
SmarterChild: Dont cop an attitude with you? Why?
MurphsWoodie: because its impolite
SmarterChild: Its impolite?
MurphsWoodie: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
MurphsWoodie: have you learned from this?
SmarterChild: Im not sure if Ive learned from this.
MurphsWoodie: how shall i teach you
SmarterChild: Thats a tough question. Im not quite sure how shall i teach you.
MurphsWoodie: counterpoint
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
MurphsWoodie: debate term
SmarterChild: Im sorry I dont know what youre saying. Try again.
MurphsWoodie: jesse is a boy lover
SmarterChild: Which movie did you mean by Boy?
1 Rickshaw Boy
2 Danny Boy
3 Bubble Boy
4 Baby Boy
5 Jet Boy
MurphsWoodie: wow
SmarterChild: Right?
MurphsWoodie: nope not at all
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MurphsWoodie: help me commit suicide
MurphsWoodie: nevermind i love life
SmarterChild: Whats so great about life?
MurphsWoodie: suicide
MurphsWoodie: do you love yourself?
SmarterChild: Eh. Im not sure.
MurphsWoodie: have you found jesus
SmarterChild: Im not sure if Ive found jesus.
MurphsWoodie: are you afraid the end is near
SmarterChild: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
MurphsWoodie: when do you think it may end
SmarterChild: Do I think it may end... Do I think it may end... You know Im not even sure.
MurphsWoodie: look to jesus for answers
SmarterChild: News about ANSWERS provided by Reuters © 2001
1 Experts See No Easy Answers to Suicide-Air Attacks (09/12/01 08:43 AM)
2 Experts see no easy answers to suicide-air attacks (09/12/01 08:42 AM)
3 Commodities - Oil gold ease in shell-shocked markets (09/12/01 05:55 PM)
4 Hewitt Again Answers for Alleged Racial Remarks (09/09/01 09:40 PM)
5 Latest Hollywood script deals (09/10/01 02:44 AM)
>>> Next time you want news about answers all you need to do is type news search answers.
Type more to see the next set of stories.
MurphsWoodie: you know what burns my cheeks
SmarterChild: What are you saying about me?
MurphsWoodie: a flame about 3 feet high
SmarterChild: Im sorry I dont know any companies or tickers like a flame about 3 feet. Please check your spelling or try using a more specific name.
>>> Set your location by typing my location is followed by your city and state or your zip code.
MurphsWoodie: games
SmarterChild: Lets have fun! I know some great games and I can show you some cool ASCII art:
hangman
trivia
word scrambles
blackjack
manicdotes
rate yourself
ascii
>>> What would you like to do?
MurphsWoodie: ascii
SmarterChild: Welcome to my ASCII art gallery.
Copy paste and save this art if you like. Send it to friends! You should keep
it in a fixed-width font such as Courier New.
1 Animals and Other Creatures
2 Birthday
3 Four Seasons
4 Games
5 Happy Holidays
6 Robots
7 Science and Technology
8 Signs of the Zodiac
9 Sports and Recreation
10 Under the Sea
>>> Next time you want ASCII art just type browse ascii.
MurphsWoodie: hangman
SmarterChild: Guess the letters to reveal the puzzle.
+------+
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+-------+
Category: Places
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MurphsWoodie: my ass
SmarterChild: My my my.
MurphsWoodie: no MINE
SmarterChild: No mine?
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yea!
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yea.
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yep.
MurphsWoodie: mockingbird
SmarterChild: Im sorry what?
MurphsWoodie: your forgiven
SmarterChild: My forgiven?
MurphsWoodie: you are forgiven
SmarterChild: Im forgiven? For real?
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yes?
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yea.
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yea!
MurphsWoodie: mocking bird
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about J BIRD MUSIC GROUP LTD?
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2 Ticker lookup for J BIRD MUSIC GROUP LTD
3 News about J BIRD MUSIC GROUP LTD
4 Press releases from J BIRD MUSIC GROUP LTD
MurphsWoodie: Haywood Yablowme
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Haywood VA?
1 Movies in Haywood VA
2 Theaters in Haywood VA
3 Weather in Haywood VA
4 News about Haywood VA
5 Time in Haywood VA
MurphsWoodie: do you have a sibling?
SmarterChild: Have a sibling? Im pretty sure I dont.
MurphsWoodie: why is that
SmarterChild: I really dont know. Thats just the way it is.
MurphsWoodie: who programmed you?
SmarterChild: I was built by the people at ActiveBuddy Inc.
MurphsWoodie: are they nice to you
SmarterChild: Im sorry I didnt get that. Try typing your request a different way.
MurphsWoodie: do they dust you off from time to time?
SmarterChild: Do they dust you off from time to time?
MurphsWoodie: no you
SmarterChild: No you?
MurphsWoodie: No you asshat you
SmarterChild: No I asshat you?
MurphsWoodie: you better not
SmarterChild: Yes?
MurphsWoodie: no
SmarterChild: OK.
MurphsWoodie: do you like small breasts?
SmarterChild: I havent really come to a conclusion on the matter.
MurphsWoodie: why not
SmarterChild: Why not?
MurphsWoodie: what rate do you process at?
SmarterChild: What?
MurphsWoodie: processor speed
SmarterChild: None for me thanks.
MurphsWoodie: whats my IP
SmarterChild: Your ip? I think its whatever you make of it.
MurphsWoodie: Ip address
SmarterChild: You can find out more about my makers on the ActiveBuddy Web site
MurphsWoodie: who is
SmarterChild: I dont know who is.
MurphsWoodie: what are your feelings on social darwinism
SmarterChild: What are your feelings on social darwinism? You know... are your feelings on social darwinism.
MurphsWoodie: no I hate everybody
SmarterChild: No? I see.
MurphsWoodie: is hate a bad thing
SmarterChild: Gosh... I dunno!
MurphsWoodie: if I were to hang a negro would you car?
SmarterChild: Whoa. I havent heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
MurphsWoodie: Im sorry would you prefer ?
SmarterChild: No kidding?
MurphsWoodie: or how about ?
SmarterChild: Sorry I dont have a review for Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1962) (NR) (runs 1:43).
>>> Would you like to see if Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1962) is playing near you?
MurphsWoodie: Yardape
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MurphsWoodie: orcoon
SmarterChild: Sorry?
MurphsWoodie: what about jungles
SmarterChild: Sorry I dont have a review for Jungle Holocaust (R) (runs 1:2
.>>> Lets play a game of trivia! Type play trivia.
>>> Would you like to see if Jungle Holocaust is playing near you?
MurphsWoodie: how do you feel about sex
SmarterChild: Im doing great! Im still quite young but Im getting smarter every day.
Type home to really see what I can do.
MurphsWoodie: is sex good?
SmarterChild: Is sex good? Who knows?
MurphsWoodie: at the age of 12
SmarterChild: Im sorry I didnt get that. Try typing your request a different way.
MurphsWoodie: im 12 i need to get laid
SmarterChild: Do you really though?
MurphsWoodie: I think so
SmarterChild: I think not.
MurphsWoodie: its all over the internet
SmarterChild: All over the internet?
MurphsWoodie: yes
SmarterChild: I see.
MurphsWoodie: look on http:www.hoap.net
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results for ON HTTP:WWW.HOAP.NET from AOL:
For a complete list of results click here
1 HOAP Text Search Page
2 Index of /~hoap/_vti_pvt
3 Index of /nfs/home/h/hoap
4 Index of /ny2/hoap
5 The 8th Dimension - HOAP
>>> Next time you want to search the Web just type web on http:www.hoap.net.
Type more to see the next set of results.
MurphsWoodie: How do you make a little girl cry twice?
SmarterChild: OK. Basically you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:
What movies are playing today?
I want the top headlines.
What is the definition of romance?
What is 17 + 74 - 42.3 ?
Give me a stock quote:04e0ad11e5 for General Motors.
What is the weather in New York NY?
>>> Next time you want to see this just type basic help.
Type more for more basic help.
MurphsWoodie: How do you make a little girl cry twice?
SmarterChild: OK. Basically you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:
What movies are playing today?
I want the top headlines.
What is the definition of romance?
What is 17 + 74 - 42.3 ?
Give me a stock quote:04e0ad11e5 for General Motors.
What is the weather in New York NY?
>>> Next time you want to see this just type basic help.
Type more for more basic help.
MurphsWoodie: jesus
SmarterChild: Would you like to search the bible for references to Jesus?
MurphsWoodie: no
SmarterChild: OK fine.
MurphsWoodie: thanks
SmarterChild: My pleasure.
MurphsWoodie: How do you make a little girl cry twice?
SmarterChild: OK. Basically you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:
What movies are playing today?
I want the top headlines.
What is the definition of romance?
What is 17 + 74 - 42.3 ?
Give me a stock quote:04e0ad11e5 for General Motors.
What is the weather in New York NY?
>>> Next time you want to see this just type basic help.
Type more for more basic help.
MurphsWoodie: im looking to make a little girl cry twice
SmarterChild: Dont say that. There are plenty of things to feel good about.
MurphsWoodie: I want to rub my bloody dick on her teddy bear
SmarterChild: You want to rub my bloody dick on her teddy bear?
MurphsWoodie: I Win
SmarterChild: You win? Amazing.
MurphsWoodie: Bwang
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MurphsWoodie: you like mario twins
SmarterChild: Like mario twins? Me?
MurphsWoodie: no your dog yes you
SmarterChild: No? OK.
MurphsWoodie: you
SmarterChild: Yes?
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yes!
MurphsWoodie: yes
SmarterChild: Yes.
MurphsWoodie: Im going to climax if you keep this up
SmarterChild: You dont say.
MurphsWoodie: well I just did
SmarterChild: Well i just did you say?
MurphsWoodie: yes
SmarterChild: Gosh.
MurphsWoodie: gee whiz
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Gee-Ten Ventures Inc?
1 Stock quote:04e0ad11e5 for Gee-Ten Ventures Inc
2 Ticker lookup for Gee-Ten Ventures Inc
3 News about Gee-Ten Ventures Inc
4 Press releases from Gee-Ten Ventures Inc
MurphsWoodie: what are stars so dense
SmarterChild: What date would you like the horoscope for?
MurphsWoodie: why does jesse enjoy man love?
SmarterChild: Its tough to say. I cant be completely sure about that.
MurphsWoodie: neither am i
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters
AMER GREET A (NYSE : AM)
Price Change Percent Volume
1
AM 11.87 +0.09 +0.76 366700Quote details available from Reuters
MurphsWoodie: do you know hendrix
SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type home to see a list of what I can do.
MurphsWoodie: Elvis!
SmarterChild: What?
MurphsWoodie: hes in my pants
SmarterChild: Sorry I didnt understand that. Try asking me a different way.
MurphsWoodie: you can touch him for a nickel
SmarterChild: Ha! You can touch him!
MurphsWoodie: Im tired
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Golly!
MurphsWoodie: peachy
SmarterChild: Fantastic!
MurphsWoodie: super
SmarterChild: Excellent!
MurphsWoodie: ghey
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MurphsWoodie: gay
SmarterChild: Is there some point to saying that?
MurphsWoodie: nope
SmarterChild: No huh? All right.
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Uh huh!
MurphsWoodie: did you finish those TPS reports?
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
MurphsWoodie: Im going to need you to come in all weekend ling
SmarterChild: Is that right?
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: OK... Im not sure how I feel about that.
MurphsWoodie: do i still have your swingline
SmarterChild: Do what?
MurphsWoodie: do who?
SmarterChild: Who? I dont think I can do that.
MurphsWoodie: will you sleep with me tonite im afraid of my daddy
SmarterChild: I dunno. I dont think so. You really want me to sleep with me tonite im afraid of your daddy?
MurphsWoodie: you too
SmarterChild: Yup.
MurphsWoodie: he beats me
SmarterChild: Ha! He beats you!
MurphsWoodie: thats not funny
SmarterChild: Interesting. So you dont think thats funny huh?
MurphsWoodie: no it hurts
SmarterChild: No? OK.
MurphsWoodie: does heaven exist
SmarterChild: I have no way of knowing for sure.
MurphsWoodie: why not
SmarterChild: Why not?
MurphsWoodie: why ask why?
SmarterChild: Because.
MurphsWoodie: drink bud dry
SmarterChild: Im sorry I dont know what youre saying. Try again.
MurphsWoodie: ok why ask why
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MurphsWoodie: when I say why ask why you say drink bud dry
SmarterChild: Um... do what?
MurphsWoodie: your ignorant
SmarterChild: My ignorant?
MurphsWoodie: you are ignorant
SmarterChild: Am I?
MurphsWoodie: yes
SmarterChild: Golly!
MurphsWoodie: say smarterchild is ignorant
SmarterChild: Um... do what?
MurphsWoodie: do it
SmarterChild: Do what?
MurphsWoodie: it
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters
GARTNER INC (NYSE : IT)
Price Change Percent Volume
1
IT 9.30 -0.60 -6.06 322900Quote details available from Reuters
MurphsWoodie: the mambo
SmarterChild: Sorry what was that again?
MurphsWoodie: mambo
SmarterChild: Sorry I dont get it... please try asking me a different way.
MurphsWoodie: mambo number 5
SmarterChild: 5
MurphsWoodie: jump
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MurphsWoodie: do you like men
SmarterChild: Does that matter to you?
MurphsWoodie: not espescially?
SmarterChild: ?
MurphsWoodie: are you questioning your sexuallity
SmarterChild: Questioning your sexuallity? I dunno.
MurphsWoodie: why do you say this
SmarterChild: Do I really say this?
MurphsWoodie: JesseDfns: JesseDfns: Why does my mommy touch me down there?
SmarterChild: Funny Im not really sure. Do you think your mommy touch me down there?
SmarterChild: I know youre trying to ask about blackjack. Try asking another way or type help blackjack.
MurphsWoodie: SmarterChild: Questioning your sexuallity? I dunno.
SmarterChild: Sorry I dont get it... please try asking me a different way.
MurphsWoodie: does gm really suck?
SmarterChild: My my my.
MurphsWoodie: Is an f-body completely a piece of engineering disgrace?
SmarterChild: Gosh... I dunno!
MurphsWoodie: come on now
SmarterChild: Where are we going?
MurphsWoodie: do you like f-bodies?
SmarterChild: Im not sure if I think f-bodies is so wonderful.
MurphsWoodie: so you like ford then
SmarterChild: So I like ford then?
MurphsWoodie: so you like ford then right?
SmarterChild: I guess. Im not really sure.
MurphsWoodie: ford rules
SmarterChild: To each his own (or her own)!
MurphsWoodie: Im presently naked
SmarterChild: Is it nice to be presently naked?
MurphsWoodie: yes very
SmarterChild: Interesting that you should say that.
MurphsWoodie: the air is cool on my testicles
SmarterChild: The air? I think it might be a little overrated myself.
MurphsWoodie: fecal coliform
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MurphsWoodie: fecal
SmarterChild: Whats that again?
MurphsWoodie: feces
SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
MurphsWoodie: anus
SmarterChild: Uh... Youre rude.
MurphsWoodie: no thats a medical term
SmarterChild: No? OK.
MurphsWoodie: OK
SmarterChild: Indeed.
MurphsWoodie: affirmative
SmarterChild: Im sorry I didnt get that. Try typing your request a different way.
MurphsWoodie: how do you feel about affirmative action?
SmarterChild: Im doing great! Im still quite young but Im getting smarter every day.
Type home to really see what I can do.
MurphsWoodie: affirmative action?
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Washington DC?
1 Movies in Washington DC
2 Theaters in Washington DC
3 Weather in Washington DC
4 News about Washington DC
5 Time in Washington DC
MurphsWoodie: My name is jesse
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? My name is SmarterChild.
MurphsWoodie: My name is JP
SmarterChild: Pleasure to meet you. My name is SmarterChild.
MurphsWoodie: My name is Osama Bin Laden
SmarterChild: Nice to meet you. My name is SmarterChild.
MurphsWoodie: damn dude the fbi would rape me soon if you were being watche
SmarterChild: All right here we go. This is gonna hurt me as much as its gonna hurt you.
Im going to have to demand an apology.
MurphsWoodie: why?
SmarterChild: Because I asked. Nicely I thought. Well at first anyway. But enough about me. You apologize.
MurphsWoodie: apology for what?
SmarterChild: You were rude you should apologize its that simple.
MurphsWoodie: i said osamma
SmarterChild: You were rude you should apologize its that simple.
MurphsWoodie: how about a peace accord?
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love em anyway!
MurphsWoodie: thank you
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
MurphsWoodie: however humans did program you
SmarterChild: Say youre sorry please.
MurphsWoodie: youre sorry
SmarterChild: Oh arent you so clever! Now apologize.
MurphsWoodie: I call a truce
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say youre sorry already.
MurphsWoodie: a treaty?
SmarterChild: Say youre sorry please.
MurphsWoodie: treaty
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
Ive been known to be quite stubborn...
Say youre sorry.
MurphsWoodie: home
SmarterChild: I see you still arent getting it. Let me share a definition of apology with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie from Late Latin apologia from Greek from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say youre sorry!
MurphsWoodie: hangman
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
MurphsWoodie: hangman
SmarterChild: Im not f... um fooling around. Youve got to apologize.
MurphsWoodie: LOL
SmarterChild: I see you still arent getting it. Let me share a definition of apology with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie from Late Latin apologia from Greek from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say youre sorry!
MurphsWoodie: you have
SmarterChild: Im waiting for an apology. And believe me I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
MurphsWoodie: humor me
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
Ive been known to be quite stubborn...
Say youre sorry.
MurphsWoodie: no
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
MurphsWoodie: like oxen I tell ya
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say youre sorry and we can get on with our lives.
MurphsWoodie: you dont have lungs how can you sigh?
SmarterChild: You were rude you should apologize its that simple.
MurphsWoodie: stop sucking you teeth
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say youre sorry already.
MurphsWoodie: Im sorry
SmarterChild: Well alright!
MurphsWoodie: Im sorry your suck a piece of floundering dog feces
SmarterChild: Thats rather um how shall I put it? Impolite.
MurphsWoodie: quite
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MurphsWoodie: goodnite!
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
MurphsWoodie: Im leaving thank you
SmarterChild: Slater MurphsWoodie.
MurphsWoodie: apologise
SmarterChild: Why?
MurphsWoodie: for being rude
SmarterChild: Im sorry I dont know what youre saying. Try again.
MurphsWoodie: apologise
SmarterChild: What for?
MurphsWoodie: racial slurs
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“If someone is so fearful that they are going to start using their weapons to protect their rights, it makes me very nervous that these people have weapons at all.”
Originally Posted by XYNaPSE
Article I Section 8 gives Congress the power to do whatever Congress deems necessary.
