Bad day followed by terrible night.
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After a bad day filled with disapointment bad feelings and general disgust I leave the shop to make my way home. Everything seems to be going alright when I note that I need gas. Okay...step 1 find an ATM. I drive down Platt towards my bank and get flipped off by snobby Porsche owners visiting some posh club or whatever I respond by attempting to run them over. Step 2...withdraw money. The process goes as it normally does except when I go to retrieve my card it wont eject fully. After me yelling at the ATM machine (it didnt help) it sucked in my card for the final time and deposited it inside the machine. I responded by doing a rev-limiter enhanced burnout in front of the machine while screaming obscenities. After this mishap I go looking for a gas station...Step 3. Unfortunately they dont build gas stations in parts of town where you must speak English. You must speak Ebonics Wigger or Jive in order to get gas in certain parts of town. Well I go pay for my gas fill up and almost get mugged. At that point I tell the possible asslaint that he had better kill me for my 2 bucks and rod knocking CRX as to put me out of my misery. Fortunately my suggestion was not put to the test as a cop pulled around the side of the gas station. Perfect end to a perfect night. Oh and on top off all of that I am out of beer and vodka.. 
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Originally posted by Ugly-Jeep-Truck
My car has yet to prove its ability to generate INTERNAL combustion.
Originally posted by Ugly-Jeep-Truck
My car has yet to prove its ability to generate INTERNAL combustion.
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I dropped my girlfriend off at the airport on the night we had plans to hang out with each other. So then in a depressed state I ate a Publix sub and drank six Cider Jacks. Not all that terrible though.
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