what you didnt want to know about Bill........
www.2gnt.com
Thread Starter
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 38
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
very odd convo with our very own Bill. the things people tell you on aim 
the convo starts out fine enough but then at the end the truth comes out
FlatulentRacer: where were you last night? We had a date. Wore my best pair of assless leather chaps and go-go boots too. Bastard
NOSextreme: ewwwwwwwww
FlatulentRacer: hahahahahaha
FlatulentRacer: man pissed ALL THE HELL OFF right now
FlatulentRacer: fuckin honda
NOSextreme: tony is having problems
NOSextreme: you to
FlatulentRacer: yup
NOSextreme: wtf
FlatulentRacer: code 41 primary o2 sensor heater circuit
NOSextreme: damn
FlatulentRacer: trouble shot it all the way down to the ECU....I swear to god...if its the ECU Im going to go shit crazy
NOSextreme: i dont see why i should go bad this soon
FlatulentRacer: dont see why it would go bad at all!!!
NOSextreme: exactly
FlatulentRacer: my guess is its the bullshit Bosch universal o2 sensor I tried using...
NOSextreme: oh man you cheaped out didnt you
NOSextreme: cheap bastard
FlatulentRacer: hell ya I did. When that didnt work I broke down and bought a brand new one from Honda.
FlatulentRacer: Now I get a code 41 non-stop
NOSextreme: treid resetting every thing
FlatulentRacer: its a fused circuit if the Bosch sensor fucked something up it should have blown the fuse. Yup tried resetting everything. Busted out the multimeter and had a go at the entire cirucuit. O2 sensor gives correct resistance no continuity between it and body ground. Main harness gives voltage when ignition turned to ON main harness has no continuity between body ground.....bla bla bla....traced all down to ECU.
NOSextreme: damn whats the milage on the car
FlatulentRacer: 49k
NOSextreme: warrenty??
FlatulentRacer: yup taking it in for the 50k warranty on all emission equipment
NOSextreme: i would have them check the farking thing
FlatulentRacer: yup thats what Im hoping theyll do
FlatulentRacer: better fix the damn thing nothing else I can do
NOSextreme: is it acting up or are you just running engine light constantly
FlatulentRacer: code 41 as soon as the car starts up. Therefore the car runs off of a set fuel map and basically is just in gimp mode.
NOSextreme: argh
FlatulentRacer: yup
FlatulentRacer: hate friggin electrical gremlins
NOSextreme: i would look in the honda manual but i am lazy
NOSextreme: but i doubt what i can say will help
FlatulentRacer: got it. Trouble shot right from it.
NOSextreme: since you are the man afterall
FlatulentRacer: last option is try a replacement ECU...thus Honda is my last option
NOSextreme: i cant believe a bosch o2 would do that
FlatulentRacer: neither can I. I just dont understand how it could cause such a problem in a fused circuit. What my last thought on this is that Honda gave me the wrong o2 sensor AND therefore it is causing the code. Wouldnt be the first time they fucked up my order.
NOSextreme: yeah thats true but do you think that couls really run the code back to the ecu dont you think it would throw the code as the o2
FlatulentRacer: the code is a 41 which is Malfunction of Primary O2 sensor heating circuit. The O2 sensor is fine and works but it could be drawing too much or too little current from the circuit and therefore causing the ECU to issue the code. Im hoping its just something simple like that.
NOSextreme: well i hope so as well either that or you will have to go back to sucking donkey cocks for money to get a new ecu
FlatulentRacer: no shit if theres one thing I hate its donkey cock!!
FlatulentRacer: ick!!
NOSextreme: i know
NOSextreme: you told me all about it before
FlatulentRacer: hahaha
NOSextreme: made me sick to even think about it but i give you props for it i guess
FlatulentRacer: did I tell you about the time I did Juan Valdezs own donkey?!?! That was some crazy shit. Sometimes in my line of donkey dick sucking...you meet some big celebrities.
NOSextreme: hahahahahahaha
FlatulentRacer: ....too bad he only paid me in coffee beans
NOSextreme: hahahaha
NOSextreme: you got suckered you sucker
FlatulentRacer: hahahaha
FlatulentRacer: well Ive gotta get some sleep and put this bullshit behind me. Hopefully when I wake up everything will be all nice and fixed.
NOSextreme: well i hope so a well donkey ball licker
FlatulentRacer: eeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa
NOSextreme: have a nice night bill and keep reaching for those stars
NOSextreme: hahaha
FlatulentRacer: stars donkey balls its all the same
NOSextreme: hahahaha
FlatulentRacer: night ya sick freak
NOSextreme: i guess so when you have donkey nuts in your eyes
FlatulentRacer: hahahahahahaaha
NOSextreme: nighty night man
and know we all know why bill is called donkey boy
the convo starts out fine enough but then at the end the truth comes out
FlatulentRacer: where were you last night? We had a date. Wore my best pair of assless leather chaps and go-go boots too. Bastard
NOSextreme: ewwwwwwwww
FlatulentRacer: hahahahahaha
FlatulentRacer: man pissed ALL THE HELL OFF right now
FlatulentRacer: fuckin honda
NOSextreme: tony is having problems
NOSextreme: you to
FlatulentRacer: yup
NOSextreme: wtf
FlatulentRacer: code 41 primary o2 sensor heater circuit
NOSextreme: damn
FlatulentRacer: trouble shot it all the way down to the ECU....I swear to god...if its the ECU Im going to go shit crazy
NOSextreme: i dont see why i should go bad this soon
FlatulentRacer: dont see why it would go bad at all!!!
NOSextreme: exactly
FlatulentRacer: my guess is its the bullshit Bosch universal o2 sensor I tried using...
NOSextreme: oh man you cheaped out didnt you
NOSextreme: cheap bastard
FlatulentRacer: hell ya I did. When that didnt work I broke down and bought a brand new one from Honda.
FlatulentRacer: Now I get a code 41 non-stop
NOSextreme: treid resetting every thing
FlatulentRacer: its a fused circuit if the Bosch sensor fucked something up it should have blown the fuse. Yup tried resetting everything. Busted out the multimeter and had a go at the entire cirucuit. O2 sensor gives correct resistance no continuity between it and body ground. Main harness gives voltage when ignition turned to ON main harness has no continuity between body ground.....bla bla bla....traced all down to ECU.
NOSextreme: damn whats the milage on the car
FlatulentRacer: 49k
NOSextreme: warrenty??
FlatulentRacer: yup taking it in for the 50k warranty on all emission equipment
NOSextreme: i would have them check the farking thing
FlatulentRacer: yup thats what Im hoping theyll do
FlatulentRacer: better fix the damn thing nothing else I can do
NOSextreme: is it acting up or are you just running engine light constantly
FlatulentRacer: code 41 as soon as the car starts up. Therefore the car runs off of a set fuel map and basically is just in gimp mode.
NOSextreme: argh
FlatulentRacer: yup
FlatulentRacer: hate friggin electrical gremlins
NOSextreme: i would look in the honda manual but i am lazy
NOSextreme: but i doubt what i can say will help
FlatulentRacer: got it. Trouble shot right from it.
NOSextreme: since you are the man afterall
FlatulentRacer: last option is try a replacement ECU...thus Honda is my last option
NOSextreme: i cant believe a bosch o2 would do that
FlatulentRacer: neither can I. I just dont understand how it could cause such a problem in a fused circuit. What my last thought on this is that Honda gave me the wrong o2 sensor AND therefore it is causing the code. Wouldnt be the first time they fucked up my order.
NOSextreme: yeah thats true but do you think that couls really run the code back to the ecu dont you think it would throw the code as the o2
FlatulentRacer: the code is a 41 which is Malfunction of Primary O2 sensor heating circuit. The O2 sensor is fine and works but it could be drawing too much or too little current from the circuit and therefore causing the ECU to issue the code. Im hoping its just something simple like that.
NOSextreme: well i hope so as well either that or you will have to go back to sucking donkey cocks for money to get a new ecu
FlatulentRacer: no shit if theres one thing I hate its donkey cock!!
FlatulentRacer: ick!!
NOSextreme: i know
NOSextreme: you told me all about it before
FlatulentRacer: hahaha
NOSextreme: made me sick to even think about it but i give you props for it i guess
FlatulentRacer: did I tell you about the time I did Juan Valdezs own donkey?!?! That was some crazy shit. Sometimes in my line of donkey dick sucking...you meet some big celebrities.
NOSextreme: hahahahahahaha
FlatulentRacer: ....too bad he only paid me in coffee beans
NOSextreme: hahahaha
NOSextreme: you got suckered you sucker
FlatulentRacer: hahahaha
FlatulentRacer: well Ive gotta get some sleep and put this bullshit behind me. Hopefully when I wake up everything will be all nice and fixed.
NOSextreme: well i hope so a well donkey ball licker
FlatulentRacer: eeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa
NOSextreme: have a nice night bill and keep reaching for those stars
NOSextreme: hahaha
FlatulentRacer: stars donkey balls its all the same
NOSextreme: hahahaha
FlatulentRacer: night ya sick freak
NOSextreme: i guess so when you have donkey nuts in your eyes
FlatulentRacer: hahahahahahaaha
NOSextreme: nighty night man
and know we all know why bill is called donkey boy
__________________
mods:
60mm tb + the normal mods + bass + lights. well u get the picture
mods:
60mm tb + the normal mods + bass + lights. well u get the picture
Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Posts: 459
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally posted by "Someone"
Originally posted by Bill
chill out Justin I know its all just in fun.
But please...no more rhymes I dont think I could take that again.
Originally posted by Bill
chill out Justin I know its all just in fun.
But please...no more rhymes I dont think I could take that again.
-Andre the giant in the princess bride. RIP
