to me anyway. Its an ICQ prank that makes me chuckle. Lowtax being the guy who runs www.somethingawful.com

Sweet Princess - hello!

Lowtax - oh why hello kindling!

Sweet Princess - Do you like erotic? : - )

Lowtax - whos erotic

Sweet Princess - What? : - )

Lowtax - sorry Im not so flimsy at Amamrican English I just moved here from overseas.

Sweet Princess - Well do you want to visit an absolutely free erotic site?

Lowtax - Im sorry what is erotic? Im from England so I dont speak so good. Please explaine...?

Sweet Princess - Do you want to see hot uncensored XXX pics? : - )

Lowtax - Pics of what? of you? Sweep Princess pics?

Sweet Princess - Yes some of me. : - )

Lowtax - Hotty! Some of you...? like the half of you? Which parts?

Sweet Princess - The important half!

Lowtax - The thorax???

Sweet Princess - Yah and my breasts.

Lowtax - Hot camel! Sure please send the link!

Sweet Princess - (URL CENSORED SO THE SPAMMER WONT GET ANY TRAFFIC FROM HERE)

Lowtax - thank! are you modeling?

Sweet Princess - Yes. : - ) I do some modeling.

Lowtax - Model your thorax?

Sweet Princess - Some hardcore things for my site (URL CENSORED SO THE SPAMMER WONT GET ANY TRAFFIC FROM HERE). Did you check it out yet?

Lowtax - Im in the protest of checking it out my computer must shut down CAD programme immediately

Lowtax - I use the programme

Lowtax - To programme

Lowtax - THE COMPUTER MACHIENE!!!

Sweet Princess - Neat! Have you seen the site yet?

Lowtax - I use CAD to program robots for battel. They compete against enemys. Have you seen robot battle competition?

Sweet Princess - Robot battle?

Lowtax - Yes on the Amamrican tele. Where robots battle for a grande competitian. Have you seen the show? Robot Warts?

Sweet Princess - Robot Wars?

Lowtax - Yes that ! I design robots much along like that! Except the competition is much more fierce. We donot silly down our show for Amamrican tele. We are skilled in the robotic arts.

Lowtax - I used to be an engineer at Kroger Polytech until I left

Sweet Princess - Why did you leave?

Lowtax - Because I decided to leave on my own free will because they said I must leave after the tragic accident I created

Sweet Princess - : - (

Lowtax - But my arm is healed

Sweet Princess - What happened?

Lowtax - And I have no more glass in the head

Sweet Princess - You had glass in your head?

Lowtax - No there were very many other things inside my head besides the glass

Lowtax - But the doctors quickly reacted and helped me out.

Sweet Princess - Well that;s surely good! : - )

Lowtax - I know!!! okay I am at your site now. Oh these women are very naked.

Sweet Princess - We have the hottest talent in amateur erotica. The page I sent you is a free sample.

Lowtax - OH GOD NO

Lowtax - NO

Lowtax - NOT FREE SAMPLE!!!!!

Sweet Princess - What???

Lowtax - Free Sample is the enemy robot who we lost competitian too last year. He was a filthy cheater! he attacked with unlegal weapons!

Sweet Princess - Free sample?

Lowtax - Yes he was part of Team Barry the notorous cheaters of the Robot Competitian League! We fought them in the finale competitian. We wouldve taken home the grande prize of 15000 Dubloons but Team Barny did cheat and stolen it away!

Sweet Princess - Wait their robot was named Free Sample? : -

Lowtax - We battled Team Bury in the championships on Englandish tele and it was broadcast to thousands.

Lowtax - hey are these lesbians on your website???

Sweet Princess - Yes we have a special section devoted to hot girl on girls action. : - )

Lowtax - ooh it says I need a credit card. I thought you said this was free!

Lowtax - WAS THIS A LIE???

Sweet Princess - Exlusive membership needs a credit card. You get gigs of the hottest entertainment each month delivered in your email!

Lowtax - I dont have email Team Barry won my email in the competitian.

Lowtax - Team Barry attacked with an underhanded attack. they used hydrolics when hydrolics were not legal!

Lowtax - we countered by throwing medical waste at them while Free Sample fought our robot but it was too much too soon and we soon fell.

Sweet Princess - Do you have a credit card?

Lowtax - In defeat Team Barry took my email and my credit card.

Lowtax - Now I had to flee England and live in Amamrica. I brought my family shame. Now it is just me and my robot Weasel Wheelie. I am rebiulding to make him better than ever to compete on shameless Amamrican tele show. Battlebots or Robotica or Botanica or Boat Mole or whatever I dont remember name of the show.

Sweet Princess - So you dont have a credit card?

Lowtax - Team Barry stole my credit card and league titel and pride. And my life. I lost evrything to Team Berry.

Sweet Princess - Whats your email?

Lowtax - DO YOU NOT LISTEN??? I dont have any email now!!! Team Borry took it all away and now I live in a bottle with Weasel Wheelie and thats all. I have no email!!!

Sweet Princess - Whats your phone number?

Lowtax - I have no numbers I am poor immigrant. I dont speak English good. I have failed robot. My family is gone.

Lowtax - Weasel Wheelie and I live alone.

Lowtax - I have nothing but Weasel Wheelie.

Lowtax - And now I have free lesbians on my desktop.

Lowtax - Hello where did you go Sweep Princess?

Lowtax - I DEMAND MORE LESBIANS OR I SHALL SHOOT MEDICAL WASTE AT YOU

Lowtax - Oh well back to England with me.

 

why censor the url..I have dubloons...