fiance's dog creates big issues for me

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Aug 10, 2005 | 06:47 AM

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Joe

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Wow... tough situation.

Rat poison works best in these situations.

If that isn't the best choice for you, then definately get the dog to a training school somewhere. The way you describe it, I would have killed the dog by now. I have no paitence for dogs that shit in the house on purpose.

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Aug 10, 2005 | 12:19 PM

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Rich

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I was seeing a girl for a while that had a very similar dog. Some yappie mut type thing, nice friendly dog no doubt; but couldn't be left alone for 2 seconds. To make a long story short, we got it on one night for the first time, the dog scratched and howled at the door until we let it in. Completely ruined the moment, there was no viable solution.

I never saw the girl again. She was a nice girl, but I knew that she loved that dog more than she'd ever love me and I didn't have the heart to convince her otherwise.

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Aug 10, 2005 | 11:08 PM

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Wow... tough situation.

Rat poison works best in these situations.

Took the words away right out of my mouth, like many things.

Aug 11, 2005 | 04:04 PM

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i had some good advice about how to beat..err...train your dog but you changed you phone number agian!!!! They must be cracking down on the mob again...

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Aug 11, 2005 | 10:09 PM

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Sounds like a blessing to me if you really think about it. I mean you could train her to give you BJs when you start whinning and giving a sad look, dont eat your food unless she gives you sex.. about a billion things.

The maybe she will catch on and realize whats going on and do something different with the dog or she will give you BJs and allt he sex you want. Either way its a win win sitaution.

Aug 12, 2005 | 02:37 AM

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Epicman

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Cornish: I want sex!!!!
Fiancee: No
Cornish: Come on!!!
Fiancee: I said no.
Cornish: Goes to the corner of the room and dumps a load.
Fiancee: Fine. Jeez....just promise not do that again.
Cornish: