So I was playing hockey tonight, against my old team. They told me that they would have room for me and my best friend to play, so we left. Earlier in the season we played then in an exhibition game, got trounced, 8-3. But during that game I layed out this whiny prick that always pissed me off. he's like 5-6 and 140 lbs, but tries to play like hes bigger... he kept cross checking me into the boards, and I had enough..he wasnt even playing the puck so I turned around and gave him a qucik chest shot, and put him on his ass..he wasnt pleased.

Fash to tonight. Playing the same team, and its a tie game 2-2. Im carrying the puck behind the net after deking the fuck out of one of thier defenders. Well this same fucker tries comes in and tries to upend me. I barley notice, half stop and take a weak hit. BUt the idea that he was going to upend me pisses me off, so I make a half a loop come back with full steam and LAY HIM OUT. Full textbook hit, he goes down hard. Then gets up and tries to talk trash to me. on skates im 6-8 and i still weigh 215. I dont know why he tries to talk shit. I just laugh at him and he threatens to lay me out next time. I tell him to give his best fucking shot and we'll see who is still standing at the end of the game. He tries a few more times and I keep taking the hits and stay standing or just spin and let him roll off me and fall over. So he gets this wanna be goon to try to take me out, except nobody taught him how to hit, so he is trying to hit me and I know hes off balance so I lean tot eh side and let him fall flat on his face. teh rest of the game I got nothing but slashed, tripped and almost hit, but nobody could land a solid hit on me, and they refused to shake my hand after the game. Buncha vaginas...

 

hahaha. man i would so play hockey if i wasnt 6' 150 haha. good times, its great being able to squash a little guy who thinks he's hot shit. put them in their place

 

It's funny how laid back you are in person, but the times I have seen you skate, you kick ass.

 

not the first person to say that...

that and Im fairly clumsy when im walking, I trip over my own feet a lot, but on the ice Im actually coordinated and "graceful"

greg- thats how I make enimies at work too

 

I wish i knew how to play. I'm a big guy at 6'4" 235. I think I'd have some fun out there if I could actually skate

 

Im sure you would, physics wins in most of the cases

 

unless someone knows how to get low.. I learned that the hard way in rugby several times..

Until i started gettin low myself.... OUCH