Yeah well at least you got some. Don't regret that, unless it is with a farm animal or a male farm animal.

 

Oh, don't feel bad, my car got lei'd more than I did tonight (5 times compaired to my 1). Damn Hawaiian terminology being all suggestive.

 

So whats his name...?

 

We need names bitch!!! Dont worry, my first time was nothing memorable, Her name was crystal, we fucked on the 4th day of knowing each other, and it was not the best sex Ive ever had. I was clueless as to what to do, and seeing how it was my first time, it wasnt a journey into endurance if you know what I mean.

 

Jerm, you didn't fuck the dog, did you?

 

GO Jerm!!

Along the lines of..."crossed threads are better than no threads"

I give you the saying

"Bad sex is better that no sex"

go get um killer!! the slump buster is always the hardest piece of ass to get. it's smooth sailing from now on!!