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Old Dec 4, 2004 | 04:56 PM
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I just spent the past two fucking days throwing paint up on the walls of the new house. Having run out of paint we simply went back to Walmart with our paint code, had them mix up another batch, and continued on with the painting. As luck would have the fucking asshat at the paint counter doesn't seem to be able to make any of the four gallons of paint we bought FUCKING MATCH!!! What's better is I now have walls in the house with various "splotches" of different shades or opposing walls of completely different shades. MOTHER FUCKER!!! A whole two god damned days fucked by some bullshit, blue-vest wearing, moron. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Well tomorrow morning I'm off to Home Depot to buy paint mixed by a god damned machine, the way God intended it to be mixed. Man...I haven't been this pissed since I found out Fruit Loops don't actually taste like any type of fruit. Fuck you Toucan Sam and fuck you Walmart. That is all.
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Old Dec 4, 2004 | 06:45 PM
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Call Wal*Mart and have them refund you the money for the paint you bought there and give you money to purchase new paint. They should take care of it no questions ask. Take some pictures just in case.
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Old Dec 4, 2004 | 07:47 PM
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man that shit sucks bill. fucking rush the walmarty and douse him with 4 different shades of red paint while yelling WALL MURDERER! hahaha.

yeah home depot > walmart.

i wouldnt go to walmart for anything home improvement-ish unless its like buying light bulbs and extension cords...


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ps - fruit loops....god i hate those. i dont know how i managed to eat them one time when i was a kid. nasty. lucky charms and cinnamon toast crunch > *
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Old Dec 5, 2004 | 06:56 AM
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What a fucking douche bag. That sort of incompetence never ceases to amaze me. The fucking guy has one job, and he cant even do it right. Get your money back for sure and stay away.
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Old Dec 5, 2004 | 06:06 PM
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you said the key word there bill...walmart....walmart is hell, i have never been ina walmart and not been able to leave with out having the urge to punch very mother fucker i see.....
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Old Dec 5, 2004 | 06:21 PM
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Apple Jacks also taste nothing like apples....wtf, mate?


Out of curiosity, just how much cheaper is Walmart paint compared to Lowes or Home Depot?
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Old Dec 6, 2004 | 08:37 AM
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Home Depot > Walmart + Lowes for paint / decor items

Lowes > Home Depot for cheap lawn equip / hardware stuffs
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Old Dec 6, 2004 | 01:35 PM
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Originally posted by flounder
You should take a shit in the paint and bring it back to Wal-Mart Bill. Mix your own special batch if you know what I mean. Haha


hahahaaaaaa
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