Apparently some assfuck(s) decided to visit the marina where me and my father's boat resides. They apparently went through every boat and took anything they could. Luckily the electronics box in our boat has a lock so they didn't get the fishfinder/gps/radio, etc. They did get some other shit like binoculars and maglite and stuff. On top of that, they got dirty shoeprints all over the clean deck I spent over an hour cleaning last week. I'm so pissed right now. Apparently the marina needs to hire a rooftop sniper, I shall submit my resume post haste.

 

I hate thieves with a passion. After having the lemon drop's top slit and broken into in front of my house only to steal small/petty shit...I can identify with your pain/frustration.

 

Find them and shoot them. It'll save humanity from the pain of dealing with their larger crimes later in their pointless lives.

 

I say setup shop on a roof, they are probably dumb enough to come back. When they do...Skull fuck'em

 

Me, you and Alan can all pose Charlies Angels style and then shoot them. That will throw them off.

 

Joe check your PM's

 

Damn, figured you'd at least have some bear-traps or something laying about on deck.