thank god for big boss guy and his F250
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thank god for big boss guy and his F250
making a three point turn today on a very narrow road my front tires dipped off the side of the road. just so happned to be on an angle.
my uber stiff suspension lifted one of my rear wheels off the ground.
fuck.
with my limited slip differential out of the car and awaiting a rebuild, the open diff could do nothing but laugh at me as i was now stuck in lutz, 30 minutes away from work.
but just then, i looked down the foggy road and saw it. working guy with f150. he's driving towards me.
"hey you look like you done yourself good, do you need a tow"
"yeah"
"well my trucks only 2WD let me get you my boss"
beep beep
so i'm thinking alright, boss must have some nice SUV or something with 4wd.
wrong.
Boss drives up thanks to the nextel. beep beep. every MAN has nextel, hahahaha. seirousoly, i'm starting to think that's how much of a man you are.
MAN - truck
more MAN - nextel
supreme man - man with big truck AND company nextel!!!!
up rolls the gigantor
F 250 EXTENEDED SUPER DUTY QUAD CAB LIFT KIT ON LIKE 44s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was like holy shit. or wait. horry schit!! dude hooks up tow chain to my tow hook. puts the truck in idle. and gets me out of my predicament.
'you done yourself good boy, get outta here!'
hahahahhah
best ever thanks big guys with trucks!
my uber stiff suspension lifted one of my rear wheels off the ground.
fuck.
with my limited slip differential out of the car and awaiting a rebuild, the open diff could do nothing but laugh at me as i was now stuck in lutz, 30 minutes away from work.
but just then, i looked down the foggy road and saw it. working guy with f150. he's driving towards me.
"hey you look like you done yourself good, do you need a tow"
"yeah"
"well my trucks only 2WD let me get you my boss"
beep beep
so i'm thinking alright, boss must have some nice SUV or something with 4wd.
wrong.
Boss drives up thanks to the nextel. beep beep. every MAN has nextel, hahahaha. seirousoly, i'm starting to think that's how much of a man you are.
MAN - truck
more MAN - nextel
supreme man - man with big truck AND company nextel!!!!
up rolls the gigantor
F 250 EXTENEDED SUPER DUTY QUAD CAB LIFT KIT ON LIKE 44s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was like holy shit. or wait. horry schit!! dude hooks up tow chain to my tow hook. puts the truck in idle. and gets me out of my predicament.
'you done yourself good boy, get outta here!'
hahahahhah
best ever thanks big guys with trucks!
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and to further add.
i dont' think one of those guys will ever get pulled over by the police
because the cops will just look at that truck and be like.
damn, i want one. that truck is so badass. it will destroy anything.
they might pull the guy over just to talk with him about his truck . ~!~
i dont' think one of those guys will ever get pulled over by the police
because the cops will just look at that truck and be like.
damn, i want one. that truck is so badass. it will destroy anything.
they might pull the guy over just to talk with him about his truck . ~!~
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Of course, every self respecting cop enjoys a nice set of slash cut duals. But you're right, it would be nice to have one, especially a diesel with enough torque to make the planet counter-rotate.
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similar thing happened to me. my friend was too drunk to drive so she drove with another friend while i drove her 4x4 bronco. i got it stuck in the mud right off the road and this guy with a big dodge 2500 diesel came buy towing a boat. he yelled out "let me go drop off this boat and i'll be back to get you". i love rednecks.
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This is the internet. You're just supposed to talk up whatever you do know as if you're a salesman for it. i.e. I drive a Supra and a Corolla therefore 2JZ is the greatest and so is the 4A and I don't care about anything else because it's all crap since I don't have it. I also have a stack of $20 bills in front of me, therefore 20>50 and 20>100 and 20>1000. $20 bill FTW.
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Nothing brightens up their day more than pulling anything anywhere with their trucks.. 
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