Its gone too far now... Rice has gone mainstream
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Picture it: It was yesterday around noon time. Rocky and I went on a fateful parts run to Ferman Acura and then to Pep Boys to pick up another engine stand. This is where the light ended and the darkness began surrounding me from every direction...
Enter aisle 3...
I look to my right...nooo! Stunned I turned left...nooo! There they were filling the shelves like sand fills the beach. Altezza tail lights...filter on a stick intakes...Type R emblems...SiR stickers...stupid gay ass gauge bezels...ugly replacement gauge clusters...cheap looking shift knobs...and finally...STICKERS IN A CAN!!!! Folks Im not exagerating even a little. Now any uneducated 16 (sorry for stereotyping) year old kid who just got his license can walk in innocently enough to Pep Boys and become Uncle Ben himself. Its horrible...its a blasphemy...its the undeniable truth:
RICE HAS BECOME MAINSTREAM AMERICA
Hold onto to your clear corners folks...it only goes downhill from here...
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Enter aisle 3...
I look to my right...nooo! Stunned I turned left...nooo! There they were filling the shelves like sand fills the beach. Altezza tail lights...filter on a stick intakes...Type R emblems...SiR stickers...stupid gay ass gauge bezels...ugly replacement gauge clusters...cheap looking shift knobs...and finally...STICKERS IN A CAN!!!! Folks Im not exagerating even a little. Now any uneducated 16 (sorry for stereotyping) year old kid who just got his license can walk in innocently enough to Pep Boys and become Uncle Ben himself. Its horrible...its a blasphemy...its the undeniable truth:
RICE HAS BECOME MAINSTREAM AMERICA
Hold onto to your clear corners folks...it only goes downhill from here...
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yeah i know.. i went in and DOH! everything is civic and accord too.. hahahaha
i saw it the other day when i got my new air filter.. isuccumbed to the dark side and bought the blue conical filter.. im sorry sir...
hey i really like the GT-R badges.. hahahahahahahahaha
strut tower braces are only $37!!
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i saw it the other day when i got my new air filter.. isuccumbed to the dark side and bought the blue conical filter.. im sorry sir...
hey i really like the GT-R badges.. hahahahahahahahaha
strut tower braces are only $37!!
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RIP Tim. i miss you, buddy
RIP Tim. i miss you, buddy
Reminds me of the old days. Flourecent colored double windshield wipers...stick on graphics of snakes busting through your body panels...plain smoked headlight covers... (of course the modern carbon fiber and projector look not included ) and so on....
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oddly enough the single pepboys here in lakeland doesnt have any intakes or lights...they have the neon shift knobs rice key chains guages and some seatbelt pads...not alotta stickers tho..mainly generic type or domestic ones...
i must admit i do have discount auto parts pedals and some hyper white bulbs..but hey they look nice and are brighter than the 7 year old bulbs that looked really dingy...and i realize that NO they dont add 50 HP per sticker...hehe
oh and my corners came clear STOCK muhahahahahahahahaha
i must admit i do have discount auto parts pedals and some hyper white bulbs..but hey they look nice and are brighter than the 7 year old bulbs that looked really dingy...and i realize that NO they dont add 50 HP per sticker...hehe
oh and my corners came clear STOCK muhahahahahahahahaha
Hey whats the address of that Pep Boys. I think I need to buy some type r stickers to stick on my car. What do you think of a Sephia Type R??? HAHA
Do you know what this means? We are now going to see an explosion of slow ass ricers.
Do you know what this means? We are now going to see an explosion of slow ass ricers.
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Originally posted by Epicman:
I think I need to buy some type r stickers to stick on my car. What do you think of a Sephia Type R??? HAHA
Originally posted by Epicman:
I think I need to buy some type r stickers to stick on my car. What do you think of a Sephia Type R??? HAHA
SEEN IT ALREADY
It was a red one later he moved up to a 92 Integra...now hes an asshole
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