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Old 12-19-2000, 01:33 PM
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Picture it: It was yesterday around noon time. Rocky and I went on a fateful parts run to Ferman Acura and then to Pep Boys to pick up another engine stand. This is where the light ended and the darkness began surrounding me from every direction...

Enter aisle 3...

I look to my right...nooo! Stunned I turned left...nooo! There they were filling the shelves like sand fills the beach. Altezza tail lights...filter on a stick intakes...Type R emblems...SiR stickers...stupid gay ass gauge bezels...ugly replacement gauge clusters...cheap looking shift knobs...and finally...STICKERS IN A CAN!!!! Folks Im not exagerating even a little. Now any uneducated 16 (sorry for stereotyping) year old kid who just got his license can walk in innocently enough to Pep Boys and become Uncle Ben himself. Its horrible...its a blasphemy...its the undeniable truth:

RICE HAS BECOME MAINSTREAM AMERICA

Hold onto to your clear corners folks...it only goes downhill from here...

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Old 12-19-2000, 01:42 PM
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yeah i know.. i went in and DOH! everything is civic and accord too.. hahahaha

i saw it the other day when i got my new air filter.. isuccumbed to the dark side and bought the blue conical filter.. im sorry sir...

hey i really like the GT-R badges.. hahahahahahahahaha

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Old 12-19-2000, 02:21 PM
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Reminds me of the old days. Flourecent colored double windshield wipers...stick on graphics of snakes busting through your body panels...plain smoked headlight covers... (of course the modern carbon fiber and projector look not included ) and so on....
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<FONT COLOR=Blue>rice....rice....baby.</FONT c>
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Old 12-19-2000, 08:35 PM
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Hey whats the address of that Pep Boys. I think I need to buy some type r stickers to stick on my car. What do you think of a Sephia Type R??? HAHA

Do you know what this means? We are now going to see an explosion of slow ass ricers.
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