So I've been taking pictures of people who think that a helmet, if even that, is enough to save your life during a crash or accident on the road lately. I don't know who any of the people are, nor do I care. If you get spotted in here, well...sucks to be you.

Go ahead and have fun with the thread.

Captions are not required, but always fun to have.

These guys were obviously too kool for skool with their flipped up visors


I see this guy on Hillsborough quite often...that hoodie won't camouflage you from the pavement man, especially weaving in and out of traffic.


Typical..


I just got done at the gym, my glutes are so sore I need to wear these perforated shorts to loosen them up after such a hard workout.


After I took this picture the guy took off from the light and was weaving back and forth, like one would to warm up nascar tires...Instead of true religion jeans and prada glasses he should've bought some tire warmers, would've made him look like less of an idiot...In reality it's a lose lose situation.


annnnnnddddd go!

 

They are everywhere, I'll try and snap a few pics. I usually keep my phone in my pocket and dont like pulling it out.

 

Oh you'll pull it out for bike tech...

 

Only for BT lol

 

The first picture you posted, they don't need any gear on their body. They look to have about 20% body fat. Did you notice the back titties?

 

It's too damn hot to wear gear in Florida. That's why I ride with a sock on my junk, like I'm a Red-Hot Chili Pepper!

 

Yeah, he may have been a squid, but he ended up pullin' 2 bitches in a z06 vette. Followed them back to Tampa and smashed em' both! Good job Jeff!

On the other hand, this is a real good buddy of mine that decided to ride one day without gear, and only a helmet. Trust me, he learned his lesson.

 

^you truly are a fucking idiot.

 

 

nice thread..