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I caught a freaking bike theif. Mugshot.

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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 09:27 PM
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Default I caught a freaking bike theif. Mugshot.
This mother fucker was creepin around my garage last night so I went out there with a baseball bat to beat the shit out of him until I realized it was my fav black 90's sitcom star Steve Urkel, he was scared and he appologized for what he was about to do, but I still called the cops and he got arrested, here is his mugshot.

Little bastard.

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Old Aug 11, 2010 | 01:13 AM
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Holy cow.

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Old Aug 11, 2010 | 05:12 AM
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Holy cow.



hmm, wonders if I could fit my dick in that cows nose hole.
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im pretty sure you could. ive seen what your packing.
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Old Aug 11, 2010 | 08:42 AM
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hmm, wonders if I could fit my dick in that cows nose hole.
I think the better question with you being so old, is can you actually get your dick to stay hard, long enough to be able to fuck that cows nose.
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Old Aug 11, 2010 | 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by JH26
I think the better question with you being so old, is can you actually get your dick to stay hard, long enough to be able to fuck that cows nose.


its iffy unless I have a young boy on hand as a fluffer.. can I count on you?
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Pshhhhh.....Did you even have to ask?

Im always willing to help a fellow friend, and most of all a senior citizen out.
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