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if you were banging some chick and this happens when she got off... 
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Originally Posted by pnkpnthr2133
that shit looks jagged, she's gotta open her mouth at some point so ricky can stick his dick in it...i don't want him to get hurt...
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dude i had something like that happen.... to this day it haunts me
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lol spill the fucking beans man
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Originally Posted by pnkpnthr2133
that shit looks jagged, she's gotta open her mouth at some point so ricky can stick his dick in it...i don't want him to get hurt...
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Man...the wierd shit some people will photoshop.
Anyways, the bitch would promptly be thrown the fuck out.
Anyways, the bitch would promptly be thrown the fuck out.
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please nobody quote me on this..
it was while i was stationed in Louisiana, me and the guys were out at a the local bar and we met these girls nether of them were models but the one was tall and fit nice rack but the other one was short fat ass fuck and just had a kid.. luckly one of the guys in my squad was a virgin and wanted to hit the fat chick... they took us back to their place, we were drinking alot, and they had lots of booze at their trailer. yea i know i should have saw the trailer and left but they lured us in with promised shot of vodka and redbull so soon after lots of shots the taller better looking one pulled me in the bathroom and we started going at it... i just kinda bent her over the sink.. when things were going at full speed it slipped and went into the wrong hole that slut didn't even flitch when i pulled it out of the stink a soupy peanut size turd flew out and rolled down my boxers leaving a skid mark the whole way it hit the floor and she saw it and just acted like nothing happened i immediately stopped and was like oowh! wtf... i'm not gong to finnish this story as it gets ever worse, i blame all this on the army for stationing me in shitting places... before i joined i had better standards but months at a time with no women would do things to your eyes and judgement...
it was while i was stationed in Louisiana, me and the guys were out at a the local bar and we met these girls nether of them were models but the one was tall and fit nice rack but the other one was short fat ass fuck and just had a kid.. luckly one of the guys in my squad was a virgin and wanted to hit the fat chick... they took us back to their place, we were drinking alot, and they had lots of booze at their trailer. yea i know i should have saw the trailer and left but they lured us in with promised shot of vodka and redbull so soon after lots of shots the taller better looking one pulled me in the bathroom and we started going at it... i just kinda bent her over the sink.. when things were going at full speed it slipped and went into the wrong hole that slut didn't even flitch when i pulled it out of the stink a soupy peanut size turd flew out and rolled down my boxers leaving a skid mark the whole way it hit the floor and she saw it and just acted like nothing happened i immediately stopped and was like oowh! wtf... i'm not gong to finnish this story as it gets ever worse, i blame all this on the army for stationing me in shitting places... before i joined i had better standards but months at a time with no women would do things to your eyes and judgement...
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please nobody quote me on this..
it was while i was stationed in Louisiana, me and the guys were out at a the local bar and we met these girls nether of them were models but the one was tall and fit nice rack but the other one was short fat ass fuck and just had a kid.. luckly one of the guys in my squad was a virgin and wanted to hit the fat chick... they took us back to their place, we were drinking alot, and they had lots of booze at their trailer. yea i know i should have saw the trailer and left but they lured us in with promised shot of vodka and redbull so soon after lots of shots the taller better looking one pulled me in the bathroom and we started going at it... i just kinda bent her over the sink.. when things were going at full speed it slipped and went into the wrong hole that slut didn't even flitch when i pulled it out of the stink a soupy peanut size turd flew out and rolled down my boxers leaving a skid mark the whole way it hit the floor and she saw it and just acted like nothing happened i immediately stopped and was like oowh! wtf... i'm not gong to finnish this story as it gets ever worse, i blame all this on the army for stationing me in shitting places... before i joined i had better standards but months at a time with no women would do things to your eyes and judgement...
it was while i was stationed in Louisiana, me and the guys were out at a the local bar and we met these girls nether of them were models but the one was tall and fit nice rack but the other one was short fat ass fuck and just had a kid.. luckly one of the guys in my squad was a virgin and wanted to hit the fat chick... they took us back to their place, we were drinking alot, and they had lots of booze at their trailer. yea i know i should have saw the trailer and left but they lured us in with promised shot of vodka and redbull so soon after lots of shots the taller better looking one pulled me in the bathroom and we started going at it... i just kinda bent her over the sink.. when things were going at full speed it slipped and went into the wrong hole that slut didn't even flitch when i pulled it out of the stink a soupy peanut size turd flew out and rolled down my boxers leaving a skid mark the whole way it hit the floor and she saw it and just acted like nothing happened i immediately stopped and was like oowh! wtf... i'm not gong to finnish this story as it gets ever worse, i blame all this on the army for stationing me in shitting places... before i joined i had better standards but months at a time with no women would do things to your eyes and judgement...
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Originally Posted by pnkpnthr2133
that shit looks jagged, she's gotta open her mouth at some point so ricky can stick his dick in it...i don't want him to get hurt...
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maybe they were putting out a fire
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