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Old 04-21-2010, 02:07 AM
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CHUCK NORRIS'S YAMAHA R1

This Yamaha R1 can kill people just by looking at them. Chuck Norris had a priest bless it with his sweat, the only drop he ever produced. As a result, it mysteriously re-appeared with new fairings, lights, a new paint job, and a new rear tire. This Yamaha was born in 1998 but was re-incarnated in 2007 and destroys everyhing in its path. So fast, people will think Chuck himself is running past them. Mr. Norris was even merciful enough to include his helmet in the deal. Because Chucks voice alone can kill anyone within audible distance, call/text will at 970 509 0423 with any further questions. (will.a.murdock@gmail.com for emailers)
Old 04-21-2010, 08:23 AM
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Funny and stupid at the same time.
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Old 04-21-2010, 09:44 AM
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price seems pretty steep for a 98
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that shit looks jagged, she's gotta open her mouth at some point so ricky can stick his dick in it...i don't want him to get hurt...
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Originally Posted by Mixer Mike
CHUCK NORRIS'S YAMAHA R1

This Yamaha R1 can kill people just by looking at them. Chuck Norris had a priest bless it with his sweat, the only drop he ever produced. As a result, it mysteriously re-appeared with new fairings, lights, a new paint job, and a new rear tire. This Yamaha was born in 1998 but was re-incarnated in 2007 and destroys everyhing in its path. So fast, people will think Chuck himself is running past them. Mr. Norris was even merciful enough to include his helmet in the deal. Because Chucks voice alone can kill anyone within audible distance, call/text will at 970 509 0423 with any further questions. (will.a.murdock@gmail.com for emailers)
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Old 04-21-2010, 01:50 PM
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HAHA so dumb, but agreed is pretty funny/creative..but like you said ricksta def. way to steep for a 98
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that guy has a man crush..haha
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