Post Your MJ Jokes!
Thread Starter
Unemployed Schmuck
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 1,417
Likes: 0
LOL, MJ must have died laughing at this website!
Dead Michael Jackson Jokes | DeadMichaelJacksonJokes.com
Dead Michael Jackson Jokes | DeadMichaelJacksonJokes.com
teh clit wiggler
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 5,011
Likes: 0
yes, if i was like MJ, and david carradine. why not. i wouldnt give a shit coz i would be dead anyway.
Registered User
Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 727
Likes: 0
I heard the entire Internet slowed down after the news MJ died as too many people were trying to post their best MJ jokes all at once! And yes, whoever asked if they were the only one that didn't find this funny, yes, you are the only one! Perhaps that person was touched by Michael in a very special way?
Thread Starter
Unemployed Schmuck
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 1,417
Likes: 0
What time does Michael Jackson go to bed?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Michael Jackson was flying back to Neverland with a group of Asian boys in a small jet when the pilot put the plane on autopilot and called Michael aside; "Pssst. We're going down! We've got to jump and there are only 2 parachutes." he feverishly whispered. "But what about the children?" Michael whimpered. "FUCK the children." hissed the terrifed pilot. "Is there time?" Michael pondered.
What was Michael Jackson's last word? OWWW!
What was MJ's last Hit? The floor.
Newsflash: It has come to light that the condition that caused Michael Jackson's untimely death may have been exacerbated by alcoholism. Jackson was an obsessive whiskey drinker, he has been reported to have been a fan of 12 year old Johnnie Walker and 10 year old Jack Daniels. Jackson's old friend Uri Gellar has stated: "Michael was fond of any cheeky 10 year old that went down easily".
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MJ AND ACNE? ACNE DOESN'T COME ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOUR A TEENAGER.
MJ WAS A GREAT MATHMATICIAN. HE KNEW HOW MANY TIMES 50 GOES INTO 12!!!
The first two paramedics arrive at Neverland. Find Jackson's body. Then the first paramedic looks at the second paramedic and says "OK what're we going to do first?" the Second paramedic replies "I don't know about you but I'm having a go on the roller-coaster!".
Hey, did you hear the latest news about Michael Jackson? He's still fuckin' dead.
A...B...C, its as easy as R.I.P!
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Michael Jackson was flying back to Neverland with a group of Asian boys in a small jet when the pilot put the plane on autopilot and called Michael aside; "Pssst. We're going down! We've got to jump and there are only 2 parachutes." he feverishly whispered. "But what about the children?" Michael whimpered. "FUCK the children." hissed the terrifed pilot. "Is there time?" Michael pondered.
What was Michael Jackson's last word? OWWW!
What was MJ's last Hit? The floor.
Newsflash: It has come to light that the condition that caused Michael Jackson's untimely death may have been exacerbated by alcoholism. Jackson was an obsessive whiskey drinker, he has been reported to have been a fan of 12 year old Johnnie Walker and 10 year old Jack Daniels. Jackson's old friend Uri Gellar has stated: "Michael was fond of any cheeky 10 year old that went down easily".
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MJ AND ACNE? ACNE DOESN'T COME ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOUR A TEENAGER.
MJ WAS A GREAT MATHMATICIAN. HE KNEW HOW MANY TIMES 50 GOES INTO 12!!!
The first two paramedics arrive at Neverland. Find Jackson's body. Then the first paramedic looks at the second paramedic and says "OK what're we going to do first?" the Second paramedic replies "I don't know about you but I'm having a go on the roller-coaster!".
Hey, did you hear the latest news about Michael Jackson? He's still fuckin' dead.
A...B...C, its as easy as R.I.P!
