$3,100 and still counting. Im waiting to get my letter in the mail to find out how much my last 3 fines are.

 

Shit! They didn't hold any punches with the fines, did they?

 

Only $700 of that has been fines so far. $250 for bail, $300 to get the bike out of impound, $1500 for the attorney, $110 for driving school and like $250 in miscellaneous shit.

 

haha you got less in fines than someone would get for popping a wheelie tell me the fairness in THAT? But good for you

 

He has three more fines to recieve. As usual, reading > you. You sure the government didn't dust you with a chemtrail recently, too?


As a sidenote, fuck those little fireant granules. I pour them on top of an ant nest and water it in and the ants rebuild the nest ON TOP OF THE GRANULES! And survive!

On the other hand, I stick a jet of 1% Demonmax into the mound opening with my sprayer, and appearently they die. Forever. I swear to god I love this stuff more and more every time I use it.

 

makes ya wanna rig up some sprayers on your car and drive through the ghettos dont it?

 

Oh god yes. I want to put a water cannon on top of the Buick, government SUV flip-up style, and ride through Section 8 housing giving people showers.

 

You're gonna need a spotter/gunner for said government style pop up roof.

Where do I sign up?

 

hey bitch, i call shotgun! drive-by style with a supersoaker ..and 12-pack of course

 

You can have shotgun. I wanna man the gun on top and blast me some hood rats!