Yeah, I posted that bike in another thread. After I found out it was a goldwing, I went searching on craigslist. I then found the ugly one at the top of this thread. You guys are right though....it's amazing how a few bolts ons and some bad taste can turn an otherwise decent looking bike into a monstrosity. Take off all the nasty bits and give it a cafe racer flair like this white one and one can really make an old standard/crusier pretty look pretty damn cool.

 

I'd park that thing like I use to park my bicycles...just lean it over on the side before you even get completely stopped...wouldn't even take the key out the ignition...what a secure world we live in...

 

I would put a bicycle horn on the left handlebar and a bicycle bell on the right. Then I would wear some pink spandex and wheelie that bitch across a bridge honking the bicycle horn and ringing the bicycle bell the whole way! Gay 80's style circus clown shit FTW!

Maybe a monkey strapped to the luggage rack for extra credit?