No wonder you get so many ladies....make mine dark chocolate please!

 

*snicker*

I haven't had a girl that I really wanted in almost a year. I'm beginning to think my standards for liking someone are way too high. I just can't expect that much out of people in general.

But hey, its worth a shot. Show up to a party with bags of candy and....okay, no. Thats a recipe to get branded a child molester.

 

I thought you did a line of coke off of some girl's ass like 2 weeks ago? lol

 

ok, i'll give you that one..



but unless she's there right now, the doing of the hair is to much.




and damn thats weird. a guy trapped in a girls body, trying to be extra hot because the girl he likes, only like hot girls.



fuck.. thats like tropic thunder where the which guy, was playing a black guy that was trying to by a black guy. or some shit.

 

if we could only make chocolate that sparkled like diamonds, we'd be unstoppable!!! bwahahahahahahahaha

 

Pssh, you pass my test pnk! I'd motorboat you anyday!

 

not to mention, you'll probably only get fat chicks. or chicks who one day will be fat (when their metabolism slows)

wow this thread is busy. that was in response to BAMF's post

 

I did a line of coke off some girl's *tits* a couple months ago. But I didn't really want her. She was disappointing in bed, anyways.

 

so did he till she flipped over

 

Or chicks on their period. All of the above = not coming home with me.