I got this funky stuff from the kids that's oozing out of my eyes... fucking great.
Could of rode today but couldn't see shit this morning, my eyes were literaly glued shut.

So, to ease the discomfort, I been using some eye drops and washing my face often...

Thus the thread title... FUCK THAT SHIT FUCKING SUCKS!!!

 

i think you have a pretty bad case of conjunctivitis.. but I'm no Dr.

 

gross!!!

 

It might be herpagonasiphilis. I hear thats going around.

 

^ I disagree.

 

ive never heard of shit coming out of your eyes.. is it common?

 

goes off to edit what I said in the who's hottest thread.


that's kinda gross.

 

PINK EYE

like brandon said
Conjunctivitis: Causes and Symptoms

Overgrown Eye Bacteria Causes Oozing, Redness - The Woman's Doctor News Story - WBAL Baltimore

what doctors want you to believe:

Main Entry: cum·junc·ti·vi·tis
Pronunciation: 'k&m-"j&ng(k)-ti-"vI-t&s
Function: noun
: inflammation of the eye as a result of recent ejaculation therin either purposefully or by accident by ones partner.
A combination of cum and conjunctivitis ('pink eye')
"Damn, Kurt, why is your left eye so red and why does Al have that smirk on his face?"
"It's an acute case of cumjunctivitis, as Al has lousy aim when he shoots. Don't worry, I nailed him in the nads for it."

 

solution:

ask your boyfriend not to cum on your eyes.

sorry had to say it. jfwy raul

 

so he says he got it from his kid and you guys say its cum.



that's kinda fucked up even bt.


damn