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Old Jan 11, 2009 | 08:28 PM
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Default I almost masturbated tonight

I'm sitting at my computer and I really wanted to jerk off, I swear I was just about to start to, I was bringing up Windows Media player and everything. I was in the mood to watch some good Sapphic Erotica porn tonight. Mmm, had some lube and everything; it was gonna be a good night, I thought I might even put my finger in my ass tonight.

But low and behold, motherfucker my joints and back start hurting out of NOWHERE. This is screwed up. So, I took a bunch of vitamins, some pain meds, and a sleeping pill and am waiting to fall asleep now....but I have not masturbated tonight and that pisses me off.

Can anyone help me?
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Old Jan 11, 2009 | 08:29 PM
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I take back all negative things I posted about you tonight
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Old Jan 11, 2009 | 08:34 PM
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Sapphic Erotica, huh?
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Old Jan 11, 2009 | 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by racerraul
Sapphic Erotica, huh?
Oh yes. Sapphic Erotica is THE place to go for lesbian porn. Its amazing.
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Old Jan 11, 2009 | 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by BAMF
I thought I might even put my finger in my ass tonight.


pics or ban
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Old Jan 11, 2009 | 09:25 PM
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^Ive lost all respect for you.

Wait dont think there was any there to begin with
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Old Jan 11, 2009 | 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Buri3d
^Ive lost all respect for you.

Wait dont think there was any there to begin with


don't lie.. you want to call his bluff too. your just scared he might send pics for real.


i know he won't.
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Old Jan 11, 2009 | 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by BAMF
Can anyone help me?
yes
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Old Jan 12, 2009 | 10:00 AM
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dude what the fuck are you looking at m4m personals
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Old Jan 12, 2009 | 10:16 AM
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Oh I hope that Craigslist ad was a joke! Those people only exist on TV...right?
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