Advice on how to make a woman happy...
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Advice on how to make a woman happy...
Actually make that a biker chick, so this is BT related... not that it needs to be 
Anyhow... I know there are alot of young men in this board that will appreciate this, specially with the way they try to get their attention. I know ladies it is down right pathetic... so I'll help them out a bit... in the end I will also give the ladies a couple of pointers for making guys happy as well...
here we go...
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10.. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
That out of the way... ladies, there are ways to get your man's attention. It is not a 1 way highway ya know... And it is just as complicated and important as the ways of making a woman happy...
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
I hope this enlightens your lives...
Anyhow... I know there are alot of young men in this board that will appreciate this, specially with the way they try to get their attention. I know ladies it is down right pathetic... so I'll help them out a bit... in the end I will also give the ladies a couple of pointers for making guys happy as well...
here we go...
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10.. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
That out of the way... ladies, there are ways to get your man's attention. It is not a 1 way highway ya know... And it is just as complicated and important as the ways of making a woman happy...
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
I hope this enlightens your lives...
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oldie but goodie. Don't agree with #45 entirely though. Has to be occasional. If its regular, it gets old. You can add spontaneous to the list too. How to make a man happy is spot on except she needs to bring beer/liquor too! 
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na...cuz then i would have to find a new one everytime i wanted food or sex...and i'm way to lazy for that...well, atleast 4 or 5 days a week.lol
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