I dont know if you are on TR, but I will def. feel better sleeping at night knowing that I wrote this...
To the guy that was hit by a turtle shell by the chick with the HHR, me and my fiancee (sp) are sorry. Yes, so I am at work and I get a frantic call from my woman, and I ask her what's wrong. She said, "I just ran over a turtle and the shell shot up from under the tire and hit a guy on a bike in the face." She said the guy turned off into the next neighborhood and she did not stop because she said he seemed ok and she did not know how this guy would react. He was not riding a sportbike. Something more along the lines of a Harley or maybe a Yamaha Virago, or something of that nature. We are sorry!

-Ralf and Sam

 

Lmao!!! Guess if that cruiser was like most, he now has a shell on his head!

 

wow

 

Lol

 

lol its funny and I feel bad at the same time. Made me think of Mario Kart.

 

 

holy shit...


if he didn't have a helmet on, i bet that hurt like a bitch!!
i wish it was bamf

 

I knew you would say that, that's fucking hilarious

Dude that story is straight out of mario kart lol

 

 

Fucking ouch.