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Old Dec 15, 2007 | 06:12 AM
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so i had this weird ass dream last nite. me and my wife are awaiting our court date for our divorce. so i dont want to get back with her but she would get back with me. i just cant handle the drama. well im dreamin it up last nite and i go over there to get my cats and i see a dog there. and im like wtf why is there a dog here your complainin about my cats but you'll keep this huge dog here?!? she tells me "well me and cecil are together now and he is keeping his dog here"

a big WTF comes out of my mouth lol. what a two timin bitch aint he married already fawk! took my cats and went home

sad story is i love my cats zeus and athena but have no place for them now so she keeps threatening me that shes going to take them to the pound which i cant do anything about
Old Dec 15, 2007 | 07:11 AM
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dude, that sucks balls!
I love cats too, and dogs. Well good luck with your situation man. shit like that sucks.
Old Dec 15, 2007 | 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Ricksta
so i had this weird ass dream last nite. me and my wife are awaiting our court date for our divorce. so i dont want to get back with her but she would get back with me. i just cant handle the drama. well im dreamin it up last nite and i go over there to get my cats and i see a dog there. and im like wtf why is there a dog here your complainin about my cats but you'll keep this huge dog here?!? she tells me "well me and cecil are together now and he is keeping his dog here"

a big WTF comes out of my mouth lol. what a two timin bitch aint he married already fawk! took my cats and went home

sad story is i love my cats zeus and athena but have no place for them now so she keeps threatening me that shes going to take them to the pound which i cant do anything about
Be sure to feed the dog for me.... I'll swing by later
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Old Dec 15, 2007 | 07:13 AM
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ROFL!

That's funny... but seriously... therapy and heavy meds may be in your future.

Good luck with the family drama.... it is terrible thing to deal with anytime, especially during the holidays.

Been there, done that... wasn't any fun at all.
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Old Dec 15, 2007 | 09:00 AM
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well i had her bring the cats to my house. im at my moms right now so im not sure how pissed shes gonna be. but i'll have to figure something out. these cats are too awesome to just take to the pound. this should have been over a long time ago but she guilt tripped me all the damn time and i always stayed but if your not happy your not happy.

heres zues and athena
Old Dec 15, 2007 | 10:38 AM
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That's funny... but seriously... therapy and heavy meds may be in your future.
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ditch the bitch, you're always complainin about her
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Old Dec 16, 2007 | 01:40 AM
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plus you had that tall brazillian bitch wanting you to teach her how to ride at the hess lol
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Originally Posted by Emerehh
ditch the bitch, you're always complainin about her
well if that aint the pot calling the kettle black
Old Dec 16, 2007 | 09:12 AM
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God I HATE cats... I wish I could invent feline AIDS.



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