Who thinks "magic" 8 balls really tell the truth? Discuss

 

They are real. I asked if I was ever going to own a motorcycle when I was a child...and it said.....maybe...Damn they are good.

 

i always get.. 'Try again later' what fucking bullshit is that..

 

Yea well it seems to be real for me

 

The magic 8 ball is

 

I asked it if I was going to ever get really rich and it said. "Not by spending your fucking money on these magic 8 balls you ****** faggot. And I was all like, Wtf. I didnt even know that was like a thing that came up on it.

 

Who ever made the magic 8 ball must be loaded

 

nah, everytime someone makes a magic 8 ball they have to kill themselves in a ritual for it to work correctly... so basically if you want to make magic 8 balls you're an emo kid or just really dumb.

 

how about Wigi boards?

 

those are lame too