Ricksta Trackday!

Since I'm not a shit talker, I won't have any chance at getting a free track day. Someone PM some ridiculous outlandish statements so I can get some time at the track.
Here's my first attempt.
Dear Bike Tech, although we have been friends lo these many years, it has now come to my attention that my motorcycle skill levels have pased all like Donna passed Ricksta today at that track over and over.

Sincerely, the greatest motorcycle rider ever, Dr. G. Green Goblinstein Esquire
Maybe I should just keep my day job?
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Well, I can't help it if I went through there with some balls on cold tires... but even the great Rossi tests the edge of adhesion in adverse weather\track temps. No Fear baby, no shame in going doing.Looks like you're either scurred, or yoos want none of this biotch right here, toots! Oh wait my bad... Donna is toots, not you
So man up and pay my track day... I'll bring it and hopefully you wont have to bring it back to me again.
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
haha... you want sum of dis, nizzzle??? Pay my track day, you got nothing to loose... I go down on T1 
Seriously... I can't believe this joker got a free track day out of his BS talk. I could careless if he CAN walk the walk.
But I am jealous!
The Mofo out smarted them all & got a free track day... so, damn it I'm ready for mine.
Seriously... I can't believe this joker got a free track day out of his BS talk. I could careless if he CAN walk the walk.
But I am jealous!
The Mofo out smarted them all & got a free track day... so, damn it I'm ready for mine.
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
i want a free track day too!
i guess i should start shit talking until i get what i want for free.
hey bitches i can get my knee down on any corner at any time i can beat any of u bitches in a race... who wants to race? pay my track day.
i guess i should start shit talking until i get what i want for free.
hey bitches i can get my knee down on any corner at any time i can beat any of u bitches in a race... who wants to race? pay my track day.
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say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
...Just yesterday the infamous Ricksta come's out and start's stinkin up a thread w/ all that shit he talk's, just happened he was bashin my sig...I get the feeling Ricksta is the kinda guy who has done everything better than everyone in his mind...
true those people annoy me... its like if u say i went bridge jumping the other day he'd be like ya well i jumped off the skyway did about 50 back flips and landed perfect.
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say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


