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What do you do when someone almost hits you?

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Old Jan 8, 2007 | 08:01 AM
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i've chased them down and pulled off hub caps, bent license plates, folded mirrors in, I feel bad breaking something on someones car, but i just want to get the message across: "WATCH OUT FOR MOTORCYCLES" I think i'm going to start putting those bumperstickers on their drivers window when they do something stupid.

One time this guy changed lanes right in front of me as i was merging on the interstate, and i honked at him, he looked in his mirror and rolled his eyes, i flicked him off, and he slammed on his brakes-i almost ate his trunk, after i composed myself i used my carbon fiber knuckled gloves to remove his passenger side mirror. Some people just don't understand that they're fucking with our lives out there, we don't have bumpers and airbags-fuckin makes me furious.

Glad you're ok, next time try one of my less evasive tactics... the hubcaps are funny because they have to get out and get their hands dirty trying to put it back on, the tag is funny because they don't know exactly what you're doing back there, and they get out when you leave to see. The pepperspray could get you in big trouble because that is used as a "weapon"...could see jail time if they get your tag # i'd steer clear of that one.
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Old Jan 8, 2007 | 08:24 AM
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After i thought about it i could have rolled an endo and just let the back wheel come down on their hood. That would have been FTW. But then again it could backfire and take me out of the game lol.
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Old Jan 8, 2007 | 11:21 AM
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almost being hit is an everyday thing..people dont pay attention
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Old Jan 8, 2007 | 11:40 AM
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Follow them and piss in their gas tank
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Old Jan 8, 2007 | 01:25 PM
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I wish it were possible to require all drivers to ride a motorcycle at least once a month. I bet accidents would decrease by 90% (after all the stupid ones become meatloaf)
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Old Jan 8, 2007 | 05:06 PM
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ive thrown change... done the rev limiter deal... flicked em off... punched off mirrors... i had a friend smash out someones window with there helmet bc they were tailgating me while i was doing a stand up... peaces of porceline from spark plugs bc they crack or break windows. yes i may be distructive but hey, ever catch a cigerette in the helmet at 55?
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Old Jan 8, 2007 | 05:59 PM
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Last time I was almost run off the road was about 3 weeks ago... Dumb chick in a new BMW M3 decided she didn't want to be in her lane anymore just as I was passing in the left lane. No blinker, didn't even look, dumb bitch had a cellphone stuck to her ear. I had nowhere to go because we were on an overpass with a high barrier... I punched her window with my carbon fiber knuckled gloves and scared the shit out of her...... it was stupid of me cause I could have busted her window or made her swerve into me even harder... but she got back in her lane and put down the phone.
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Old Jan 8, 2007 | 06:14 PM
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yeah I have had trash and cigs out window come at me. With that they are breaking the law littering, so I feel it is my civic duty to punish those.
The most I have done is flick them off, honk horn, high beams on (6000k HID). I like the bumper sticker idea, seems like it will have the best affect and wont give a bad name to bikers.
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Old Jan 8, 2007 | 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by 69Boss521
Last time I was almost run off the road was about 3 weeks ago... Dumb chick in a new BMW M3 decided she didn't want to be in her lane anymore just as I was passing in the left lane. No blinker, didn't even look, dumb bitch had a cellphone stuck to her ear. I had nowhere to go because we were on an overpass with a high barrier... I punched her window with my carbon fiber knuckled gloves and scared the shit out of her...... it was stupid of me cause I could have busted her window or made her swerve into me even harder... but she got back in her lane and put down the phone.
Nice, 06 M3's are nice tho. lol
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Old Jan 8, 2007 | 07:50 PM
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i just get hit by stupid bitches who are talking on the phone not paying attention to their red light and t-bone me...and i just take it. Then i sue the fuck out of her insurance and her. i hope i get a fuckin decent settlement...this has totally disrupted my life.
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