Okay guys here is the joke:

Its the day after Christmas and this little girl is out riding her brand new bike. A police officer on a horse pulls up next to her and he says "hey little girl did santa bring you that bike for Christmas?" The girl replies "yes he did." The officer whips out his ticket book, writes the girl a ticket and says "well next year you need to tell santa to bring you a bike w/ reflectors on it!" The little girl looks down at the ticket sighs then asks the officer"hey Mr. Officer did santa bring you that horsey for Christmas?" The officer replies " Why yes santa did bring me this horsey for Christmas." The girl then says "Well tell Santa for next year the dick goes on the bottom of the horse not the top!!"

 

 

That's a good one.

 

hahahahaha

 

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i was talking with Cecil about doing a sticky, of jokes of the day/week. he told me that it could be a topic and it would be up to us to keep it up

this was a good one.

 

heres mine for the day....
A man surveys the women in a nightclub, picks out the most attractive, and takes a seat next to her at the bar. He uses all his best lines, but gets nowhere. Finally, he reaches into his pocket, takes out a small box, and pulls a frog out of it.
"Cute," says the woman. "Is that a pet?" The man smiled. "Yes, and he's good at doing tricks too." "Like what?" "He eats pussy. Come back to my place and I'll prove it to you." Once in the bedroom, the girl strips off and puts the frog between her legs. The frog doesn't move. After a couple of minutes, the woman looks at the immobile frog, and finally demands, "Well?"
The man shakes his head sorrowfully, picks up the frog and says, "Okay, you idiot, I'm only going to show you one more time."

 

 

call me an idiot but i dont get it?