Goodmorning,Get a real bike
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Goodmorning,Get a real bike
Well I was out this morning cleaning my bike after getting caught in the rain yesterday.I get stopped at a light,and the turning lane was turning.
I hear someone say,Goodmorning....Get a real bike..
So I was thinking,maybe a Harley,or a ZX14
or a liter bike.I look over and some homo fitted out in spandex was on a 10 speed.All I could do was laugh and say "yeah".. then I started to think.I would of been funny if I would of maced his ass,and see how fast he can catch me 0-60 
I hear someone say,Goodmorning....Get a real bike..
So I was thinking,maybe a Harley,or a ZX14
or a liter bike.I look over and some homo fitted out in spandex was on a 10 speed.All I could do was laugh and say "yeah".. then I started to think.I would of been funny if I would of maced his ass,and see how fast he can catch me 0-60
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A few weeks ago when we went to Ozello, some guy on a 10 speed bike was at a stop light and totally bit the dust... at a stand still? He just fell over?
He was so embarrassed and pissed he kicked his bike and acted a fool. We were in the parking lot at a closed gas station right in front of him... he made a bee line for our group on motorcycles and then circled us looking real hard at our bikes. We were too busy looking at one of the riders bikes to interact with him, but we all thought what a weirdo this guy was?
Had to be there to appreciate this one!
He was so embarrassed and pissed he kicked his bike and acted a fool. We were in the parking lot at a closed gas station right in front of him... he made a bee line for our group on motorcycles and then circled us looking real hard at our bikes. We were too busy looking at one of the riders bikes to interact with him, but we all thought what a weirdo this guy was?
Had to be there to appreciate this one!
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and then rotary7 gave him a ride on the back ...what a homo
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Originally Posted by Green Goblin
A few weeks ago when we went to Ozello, some guy on a 10 speed bike was at a stop light and totally bit the dust... at a stand still? He just fell over?
He was so embarrassed and pissed he kicked his bike and acted a fool. We were in the parking lot at a closed gas station right in front of him... he made a bee line for our group on motorcycles and then circled us looking real hard at our bikes. We were too busy looking at one of the riders bikes to interact with him, but we all thought what a weirdo this guy was?
Had to be there to appreciate this one!
He was so embarrassed and pissed he kicked his bike and acted a fool. We were in the parking lot at a closed gas station right in front of him... he made a bee line for our group on motorcycles and then circled us looking real hard at our bikes. We were too busy looking at one of the riders bikes to interact with him, but we all thought what a weirdo this guy was?
Had to be there to appreciate this one!
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well atleast he wasnt as bad as the harly guy today on the south run...the guy tried leaving the light in 2nd gear and stalled it twice and by then we were laughing good, and then he starts it again revs the shit out of it and slips the clutch to kingdom come.
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2002 Suzuki Hayabusa
1507 "dry" block
Brocks megaphone
Spencercycle 10" swingarm
MPS auto shifter
Hays convertible clutch
Yea, that about sums it up...
El Pendejo Loco
2002 Suzuki Hayabusa
1507 "dry" block
Brocks megaphone
Spencercycle 10" swingarm
MPS auto shifter
Hays convertible clutch
Yea, that about sums it up...
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Originally Posted by Green Goblin
A few weeks ago when we went to Ozello, some guy on a 10 speed bike was at a stop light and totally bit the dust... at a stand still? He just fell over?
He was so embarrassed and pissed he kicked his bike and acted a fool. We were in the parking lot at a closed gas station right in front of him... he made a bee line for our group on motorcycles and then circled us looking real hard at our bikes. We were too busy looking at one of the riders bikes to interact with him, but we all thought what a weirdo this guy was?
Had to be there to appreciate this one!
He was so embarrassed and pissed he kicked his bike and acted a fool. We were in the parking lot at a closed gas station right in front of him... he made a bee line for our group on motorcycles and then circled us looking real hard at our bikes. We were too busy looking at one of the riders bikes to interact with him, but we all thought what a weirdo this guy was?
Had to be there to appreciate this one!
Originally Posted by whitemk4jetta
and then rotary7 gave him a ride on the back ...what a homo
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Originally Posted by Randy
I had no idea he busted his ass. I remember some guy walked up out of nowhere when Jeremy was fixing his bike. I'm thinking where the hell did this guy come from. Lonna said the guys bicycle was at the corner on the ground.
He looked like he was hopped up on some performance enhancing drugs like the damn French always tried to allege Lance Armstrong was on?
That or he had one two many lattes at Strabucks?
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