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Owning a bike has made me violent.

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Old Apr 2, 2006 | 09:49 PM
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i'd take a piss on her face if i saw it
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Old Apr 2, 2006 | 10:12 PM
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i was always violent, riding a bike has just allowed me to express my violence more often.

i'd recommend not causing a scene, following anyone home that comes close to killing you, and then killing their family. leave them be, they'll suffer on their own.
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 08:36 AM
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damn guys....


i must be lucky, none of this shit has really happened to me. just one odd guy that was really really pissed over something. he was all out of his truck and shit. i just rode around him a few time to fuck with him. but he didn't piss me off, just more funny that anything.
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Jeremy2792
I just painted this little wooden bat that I have. Fits perfect on the side of the bike. Wait until the next person cuts me off. WHACKKKKKKK!
i wear a collaspeable police baton on my belt its way cool...the one time i snapped it all the way out it got stuck and i couldnt get it to collapse back down. i got it from the army navy store on bearss....i love that place
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 09:30 AM
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You know, I'm normally armed to teeth when I ride, and nobody ever tries to kill me. It's almost a shame, because my knuckle duster would easily bust someone's window right open.
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 10:14 AM
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eh, thats why i wear thick boots, and have aluminum frame sliders. i've ripped off a bumper before and left some NASTY marks, and kicked in a few doors.
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 10:48 AM
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Take the old mouse balls and remove the soft rubber coating with a knife.....dont even have to get close to use it....
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 11:11 AM
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holly hell . all the hostility in here
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 12:13 PM
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I gotta admit, a pocket in my jacket has been used for pennies.....you don't know how much damage as well as fear can be produced by throwing them up in the air as you get in front of them and gas it. : )
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 12:22 PM
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Marbles work better than pennies. The marbles shatter on impact, so no evidence. Plus, the bounce off the road, so they can be dropped inconspicuously.
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