Frank is my hero.
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Holy shit, I walk away from the computer for 12 hours to drink some whiskey and look what happens!
Yes guys, I wear makeup. I swear, this has been a hot topic on TR for at least a year now. Here's a picture. Notice the eyeliner and the fact that my old lady isn't a fat chick. You can also see one of my nipple rings. Click through the pics, enjoy my eyeliner. Embrace it, accept it, and get over it.
Krystle isn't leghumping, we don't have that kind of relationship
I think she's just giving me deserved props for the severe amount of don't-give-a-shit I displayed in a post I made yesterday. She may also consider me awesome because I let her mud up my whole house and didn't bitch about it.
My Harley doesn't make me cool, I make my Harley cool. My Camaro is cool too, but significantly moreso when I'm behind the wheel. In fact, I am so cool, I make a 1987 Cadillac Brougham a cool car and actually get props on it in public when I drive it around.
I don't drive the TA much. My 6'2" ass doesn't fit in it so well, and it's not mine anyway. I just get to work on it. 
And, as sad as it'll make you guys, I've never had a fat chick on the back of my Harley. I have had a stripper have an orgasm on the back due to the imbalanced Harley twin though. And you thought that vibration was only good for shaking out bolts!
In closing (which they told me never to say in Composition class back in college), I leave you with this: I'm hungover.
Yes guys, I wear makeup. I swear, this has been a hot topic on TR for at least a year now. Here's a picture. Notice the eyeliner and the fact that my old lady isn't a fat chick. You can also see one of my nipple rings. Click through the pics, enjoy my eyeliner. Embrace it, accept it, and get over it.
Krystle isn't leghumping, we don't have that kind of relationship
I think she's just giving me deserved props for the severe amount of don't-give-a-shit I displayed in a post I made yesterday. She may also consider me awesome because I let her mud up my whole house and didn't bitch about it.My Harley doesn't make me cool, I make my Harley cool. My Camaro is cool too, but significantly moreso when I'm behind the wheel. In fact, I am so cool, I make a 1987 Cadillac Brougham a cool car and actually get props on it in public when I drive it around.
I don't drive the TA much. My 6'2" ass doesn't fit in it so well, and it's not mine anyway. I just get to work on it. And, as sad as it'll make you guys, I've never had a fat chick on the back of my Harley. I have had a stripper have an orgasm on the back due to the imbalanced Harley twin though. And you thought that vibration was only good for shaking out bolts!
In closing (which they told me never to say in Composition class back in college), I leave you with this: I'm hungover.
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do i really have to say anything? 
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Originally Posted by Frank
My Harley doesn't make me cool, I make my Harley cool.
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Originally Posted by Frank
I don't drive the TA much. My 6'2" ass doesn't fit in it so well, and it's not mine anyway. I just get to work on it.
You ain't got nothin' on the Fonz.
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Originally Posted by Frank
Oh yeah, I forgot. Krystle may also find me awesome because she sat in my puke once too. I tried to warn you, Honey, but I was just too drunk to speak fast enough! Sorry!
btw, frank, YOU WEAR MASCARA?!?!?!?!
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and thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody
'cause the blow is so yummy and it keeps her tummy empty
and makes her act more friendly
and thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody
'cause the blow is so yummy and it keeps her tummy empty
and makes her act more friendly
