making a three point turn today on a very narrow road my front tires dipped off the side of the road. just so happned to be on an angle.

my uber stiff suspension lifted one of my rear wheels off the ground.


fuck.

with my limited slip differential out of the car and awaiting a rebuild, the open diff could do nothing but laugh at me as i was now stuck in lutz, 30 minutes away from work.

but just then, i looked down the foggy road and saw it. working guy with f150. he's driving towards me.
"hey you look like you done yourself good, do you need a tow"

"yeah"

"well my trucks only 2WD let me get you my boss"
beep beep

so i'm thinking alright, boss must have some nice SUV or something with 4wd.

wrong.

Boss drives up thanks to the nextel. beep beep. every MAN has nextel, hahahaha. seirousoly, i'm starting to think that's how much of a man you are.

MAN - truck
more MAN - nextel

supreme man - man with big truck AND company nextel!!!!

up rolls the gigantor

F 250 EXTENEDED SUPER DUTY QUAD CAB LIFT KIT ON LIKE 44s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was like holy shit. or wait. horry schit!! dude hooks up tow chain to my tow hook. puts the truck in idle. and gets me out of my predicament.

'you done yourself good boy, get outta here!'

hahahahhah

best ever thanks big guys with trucks!

 

ROTFL!!!!


best TOTD thread EVAR!!!

 

It's true!!! some day I will have one!!

 

and to further add.

i dont' think one of those guys will ever get pulled over by the police

because the cops will just look at that truck and be like.

damn, i want one. that truck is so badass. it will destroy anything.

they might pull the guy over just to talk with him about his truck . ~!~

 

Of course, every self respecting cop enjoys a nice set of slash cut duals. But you're right, it would be nice to have one, especially a diesel with enough torque to make the planet counter-rotate.

 

i wish i had a Heavy Duty Silverado

 

similar thing happened to me. my friend was too drunk to drive so she drove with another friend while i drove her 4x4 bronco. i got it stuck in the mud right off the road and this guy with a big dodge 2500 diesel came buy towing a boat. he yelled out "let me go drop off this boat and i'll be back to get you". i love rednecks.

 

Nothing brightens up their day more than pulling anything anywhere with their trucks..