Psychiatric Hotline
Guest
Posts: n/a
If you are obsessive-compulsive please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities please press 3 4 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive it doesnt matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
If you are codependent please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities please press 3 4 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive it doesnt matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
