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Old 12-05-2010, 07:30 PM
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So I was on my way home from my buddy's house and I'm sitting in a left turn lane next to a DC4 integra with a fart can and two kids in it with white sunglasses and flat brimmed hats in the other left turn lane. The passenger keeps glancing over at the car as I look for something to listen to on the radio.

The light turns green, we both roll through the intersection and his exhaust sounds terrible. Once I complete the turn I spiritedly accelerate up to the speed limit and do a bit of a kraut fly by as I set the car to cruise control.

We both get caught at a red two lights down, now the driver is looking at my car as well. The light is about to turn green, and I can see him creeping forward and back waiting for the light. I put my car in gear and throw the peace sign out the window as the light turns green. Neither of us launch but we both get on it and I've got about 3 cars by the time I shift to second, and I'm another 4 cars out by the end of second (65ish mph) when I shift to 6th.

We get caught at the next light and he is creeping again and revving his car. I feel playful so I rev back and let him hear the turbines whine as they spool back down. The light turns green and he full on launches spinning through the intersection. I just slip the clutch in first again and put another car on him before 5000 rpms, where I short shift to second and again to fourth as I get to the speed limit and he goes flying by. After that point there was traffic and I felt like I had made him feel bad enough about himself so I turned and went home. The moral of the story? Bitches don't know 'bout the twin turbo.
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Old 12-06-2010, 04:13 AM
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I was fixing to ask what you drove in the Honda Tech section with that retard building a NA d16 but I decided to search. Got any pics man? I Honda's but I fucking hate the community, I need out!

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I posted a bunch in the members rides section but I can't bring up the advanced search on my phone. If you search for my threads in that subforum it should be easy to find. I'm right there with you when it comes to hondas. I miss mine a lot but I never miss the other idiots that drive them.


edit, found it: https://www.tamparacing.com/forums/m...e-audi-tr.html
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I didn't look that far back I thought it was more recent. Looks clean as fuck just too stock looking.
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Yeah OEM+ is the theme. If I win the lottery I'll go widebody but other than that its just going to get a drop.
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what color is ur s4?
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7 cars by the end of second gear ?

avg 15' for the S4 ... 15 x 7 = 105 feet ahead of him, after only two gears with an easy launch.. must be some badass turbo's, or he didn't know you were racing.
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^ a bad launch by the guy would get him the original 3 lengths by the time he gets to second, and by the end of second he could have pulled a couple more.
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Originally Posted by 1BADP71
7 cars by the end of second gear ?

avg 15' for the S4 ... 15 x 7 = 105 feet ahead of him, after only two gears with an easy launch.. must be some badass turbo's, or he didn't know you were racing.

Or you know, I have AWD, twice the engine, two more pistons, two more turbos, twice the horsepower and thrice the torque. Stock integras are slow as hell.

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what color is ur s4?
Brilliant Black.
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