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Strongest Man In The World 02-25-2001 09:51 PM

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! then i woke up and saw the mess i made in my pants https://www.tamparacing.com/ubb/smilies/boring.gif


just wanted to get a few laughs and see how many people would veiw/respond to my bordom PS i was BSing about the cobra part but u neva know about the bottle...........maybe just maybe https://www.tamparacing.com/ubb/smilies/smirk.gif

Hondahttps://www.tamparacing.com/ubb/smilies/chainsaw.gif

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Representin Xplicit Kontent 2001
u hatchback freaks are slow
Bottom line I will knock u the fuck out

Strongest Man In The World 02-25-2001 10:05 PM

ummm ok...great whatever https://www.tamparacing.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb.

Strongest Man In The World 02-25-2001 10:17 PM

sorry thats more of an inside joke with a few of my friends on tr.com sorry if u didnt get it but just think... i could be the only 1st gen xplorer around here with nos

ford......its not just another honda ( its worse) https://www.tamparacing.com/ubb/smilies/bounce.gif

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Representin Xplicit Kontent 2001
u hatchback freaks are slow
Bottom line I will knock u the fuck out

98NOSCOBRA 02-25-2001 10:32 PM

An Xplorer with NOS would kick so much ass

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TO SLOW FOR FAT HOES

Structure828 02-26-2001 10:14 AM

Counting their tires explode on a normal basis and its the most recalled vehicle ever NOS would just flip it over would have to put weights in the front and tie down the wheel. Well i goto admit though...youve got a pimp ass Xplorer all u goto do is wash the front carpets when i was fixin your wires i stained my shirt layin down. Hehe peace bro.

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How low can you go gutting Crixs sure makes me sick especially when you still lose. Fact: 9 out of 10 Hondas arent worth my gas.
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Structure828 02-26-2001 10:52 AM

HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT ANYONE WITH AN XPLORER SHOULD GET NOS...I literally just lost my hat on the way to pizza hut while at work for lunch. MY GOD. I hope I can get him to bring it out to the races. I thought we were gonna flip

Structure828 02-27-2001 03:12 PM

LOL XK is nuts hes gonna kill himself he turns the bottle on in an Xplorer while finishing a turn on a dirt covered rode
...we lost our ass end for like 15 seconds LOL too fun but too dangerous its also always fun pulling up to the smaller STANGs and blowin them away.

Strongest Man In The World 02-27-2001 08:27 PM

https://www.tamparacing.com/ubb/smilies/bounce.gif

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Another worthless post By DK................. Representin Xplicit Kontent 2001
u hatchback freaks are slow
Bottom line I will knock u the fuck out

Donnie Brasco 02-27-2001 08:40 PM

Ha ha. I knew this one idiot kid who had his Moms Cherokee as his first car. First his battery exploded melting his front bumper in half. Then he went to an import shop for NOS. He told them he wanted a 100 shot direct port. I guess they did it man that thing fucking moved! Then 3 weeks later he melted a piston - then his parents sent his ass to an all boys private catholic boarding school https://www.tamparacing.com/ubb/smilies/LOL.gif

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Hey you get off my cloud. You dont know me you dont know my styles.

Enthalpy 02-27-2001 10:11 PM

Bringing new meaning to the vehicle name exploder

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ALL YOUR TRANCE ARE BELONG TO ENTHALPY!!!
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