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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 03:04 AM
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Default Civic vx. Mercedes sl500

At an undisclosed time and location: Business guy in an Mercedes sl500 got passed by a certain turbo d-series ninja full sleep style in cruising traffic. Couple of screwballs bunch up in the passing lanes, sl500 tries to get a jump and cut off the now alert ninja. Full side by side eye-contact grocery getter 4th gear walking pwnage ensues! Business guy shocked and amazed signals the thumb up.

I don't know why, but it sure is fun beating overpriced underpowered cars. Not saying I wouldn't nut myself to own one....


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MSRP $90,620.00*
Engine 5.0L 24-valve V-8 engine
Net Power 302 hp @ 5,600 rpm
Net Torque 339 lb-ft @ 2,700 - 4,250 rpm
Curb Weight 4,012 lb. / 1,820 kg
Top Speed 155.3 mph / 250.0 kph

Slightly more powerful than the last mercedes kill I posted.

Why I'm amazed is I was only pushing 15psi, must have been the cold weather.
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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 08:58 AM
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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 09:21 AM
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The key thing is the weight of the Benz. 4000 pound pig is over built. The krauts always over engineer by 20 percent for some reason.

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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 09:41 AM
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good kill mang...i know the merc's are over priced but i would love to have a CL65 AMG...minus the 200k pricetag...520rwhp bone stock is just crazy.
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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 10:37 AM
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Originally posted by Sneakin Deacon
good kill mang...i know the merc's are over priced but i would love to have a CL65 AMG...minus the 200k pricetag...520rwhp bone stock is just crazy.
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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 11:55 AM
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overpriced maybe as a 1/4 mile drag car... something tells me it isn't exactly what they are meant for.
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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 03:17 PM
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Good kill. Those Benz's are quick.
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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 03:49 PM
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Good kill thug!!! Just watch out for those AMGs!!! I had one of those get away from me a while back coming accross the bayside bridge..... What a bad dream
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Good kill. Glad to hear everything is working out for you!
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