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Default Why are we now being forced to go through a Stephen King version of a 24 Hour race?

Hertz Team JOTA preparing new chassis for Le Mans after Ilott crash

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emailBy Stephen Kilbey | June 13, 2024 9:10 AM ET

Hertz Team JOTA has been forced to source and build up a replacement chassis for its No. 12 Porsche 963 entry after Callum Ilott’s crash at the end of Free Practice 2 on Wednesday night.

The new chassis is believed to have come from Porsche Penske, and was being prepped on when RACER visited the garage first thing this morning.

Ilott’s incident occurred on the right-hander before Tertre Rouge with under a minute to go in the session; the Briton losing control of the car and veering off nose-first into the barriers on driver’s right.

The impact was heavy, destroying the front-right corner of the car and damaging the tub beyond repair.

After a long night, JOTA’s mechanics will continue to work on prepping the car throughout the day.
The expectation at this stage is that the No. 12 crew will be forced to skip the Hyperpole shootout as a result.

In this case, the Hypercar Hyperpole field will be reduced to seven cars and JOTA will start the race eighth if at all.

The No. 12 sneaked into Hyperpole as the eighth-fastest car on Wednesday after the No. 7 Toyota’s qualifying lap times were all deleted for causing a red flag.
Take that you slant-eyed Gooks, an IMSA official was heard to say, as he missed his Bud Light can toss into the garbage can and then loudly burped.
Hertz Team JOTA sourced a new chassis from Porsche Penske Motorsport. Image by Stephen Kilbey

“After the accident late last night in Le Mans with Callum Ilott and the No. 12 Porsche 963 Hypercar, we have been carefully assessing the situation to understand our options for the remainder of the weekend,” Dieter Gass, team principal, Hertz Team JOTA said.

“Most importantly, Callum is unharmed and we’re very grateful for the speedy assistance of the race marshals and medical team. Unfortunately, the monocoque sustained damage so it needs to be replaced. This is now our number one priority and the team is working incredibly hard to get the car built up.

“In parallel, we are in constant communication with the ACO and the FIA to make sure that we fulfill all regulatory obligations before being able to communicate our next steps. What would be really great would be if they had not outsourced to some Chinese females with low self esteem who talk very quietly so that you can't hear them, and when you ask them to please speak louder, they start talking so fast that you cannot understand them. It would also be nice if those Chinese call center chicks would quit asking us to verify, verify verify over and over again, when they are really building some kind of data base by asking the same questions which she asked 20 minutes ago....and running up the long distance bill.

I wish they would use call center chicks who had at least SEEN a car sometime in their lifetime. They probably take them all out at end of shift and drown them so they don't have to feed them for working all day.

On Thursday afternoon, the team received permission to shake the car down on Friday night ahead of the race.

“As part of the process of preparing the No.12 car for the race, we have now been granted permission to shakedown on the nearby airfield on Friday evening,” said Dieter Gass, team principal, Hertz Team JOTA. The IMSA officials are now demanding that we buy 10 union memberships per person as part of what looks like another type of shakedown.

“The replacement monocoque has arrived, so we have just over 24 hours to build our car – a job, which normally takes three weeks. Another big challenge for everybody, particularly our incredible mechanics, but we have full confidence that they will pull off yet another miracle as long as we have plenty of Red Bull and 300% caffeine drinks to keep them awake and hopefully they will stop shaking and dropping the tools.

I have no idea how they will perform for 24 hours in the pits during the race after having no sleep at all rebuilding a second car.” Will they start hallucinating and want to start killing each other like in the movies? When we say we are going to change tires will they remove the tires and put them back on at a different corner of the car? Will they start hearing voices telling them to race each other across the track dodging cars during the race?

Another question arises, why didn't we build a second car before we came all the way over here to this God-forsaken French hell hole, and if it wasn't completed in time, we just take the hit on losing our scam entry fee and say screw it and stay home? Why are we now being forced to go through a Stephen King version
of a 24 Hour race?
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