Me and the (ex)wifey were at a yard sale and I happened to be peeking in the window of a vette with a For Sale sign when the guy asked if I'd like to test drive it. "Sure" I said aloud while inside I was thinking "ohmyfuckinggodthisguysgonnaletyoudriveavette! ". He let me romp it a mile down a twisty road then back and actually encouraged me to go faster and faster to the point I chickened out...
When we got back our wives were there, arms crossed, stern looking both shaking their heads and the guy turns to me and asked if I was gonna buy the car so I apologized for misleading him to take the test drive but he just shrugged it off and told me that he LOVED that car but his wife was making him get rid of it. Since he was supposed to be selling the car his wife wont let him drive it and so the
only way he can enjoy his beloved vette is by riding along with the people test driving it! I wonder if he ever did actually get rid of that car...