So on Corvette owners: I ran my own tow company for almost 5 yrs. Towed for another company before that for about the same. Well I managed to tow for almost every nice mechanic shop in town and some not so nice.
So our local hot rod shop kicked me a lot of business and one day sent me Corvette that was broke down on the side of the road here in town. I dispatch my rollback with my
second best driver who has a tonne of experience. He shows up and the wife is on the side of the road in tears and the husband is holding her and my driver is concerned and checks in and asks whats wrong? Was there an accident, etc.... Hubby: No she just hates that the car has to get torn up. Driver: Why is it getting torn up? This shop is amazing they produce show quality hot rods.
They can handle this basic Corvette. Hubby: No she means from the tow. Driver: Why would it get tore up being towed? Hubby: Well its a Corvette and we know they are the lowest factory cars ever produced, and it cant be towed without tearing up the bumpers. Driver (now smirking): Just hand me the keys and Ill show you how someone lied to you. Proceeds to pull the car up on the bed with sports
traps and uses ramps to extend the bed and strap the cars wheels with the cloth straps, etc... She meets him at the shop and is just ELATED. She tips him $20 and is hugging him and the hubby and the shop owner are talking and the hubby tells the owner the story. Owner looks at hubby and says: Do you think I would have sent some moron after your car? Come on man, look around, I dont do crappy work and I dont deal with people that do.