- That guns should be banned because of the danger involved, and live reporting from the battlefield, which can keep the enemy informed of troop deployments, getting thousands of troops killed and perhaps losing a war, is a protected act that CANNOT be compromised on.
- That the right of online child pornographers to exist cannot be questioned because it is a constitutionally protected extension of the Bill of Rights, and the claim that handguns are for self defense is merely an excuse, and not really protected by the Bill of Rights.
- That the ACLU is good because it uncompromisingly defends certain parts of the Constitution, but the NRA is bad, because it defends other parts of the Constitution.
- That police operate in groups with backup, which is why they need larger capacity magazines than civilians, who must face criminals alone, and therefore need less ammunition.
- That we should ban "Saturday Night Specials" and other inexpensive guns because it's not fair that poor people have access to guns too.
- That guns have no legitimate use, but alcohol does, which is why we issue cops beer instead of guns.
- That police and soldiers are the dregs of society who were unfit to get any real job, which perfectly qualifies them with the high moral standards and keen intellects to handle these complicated tools and be our guardians.