Yo, yo yo. Me no have facey booky so me no see nudey pictures.
What's the condition on the coupe bumper? If it's clean, (no gouges, missing chunks or warps) I'll take it off of your hands if the price is flexible. I don't care about color or paint.
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield, it said 'Parking Fine.'