So there i am today cutting the yard and as i roll to the front of the house i get the riding mower into postion to make her first pass (the mower is a snapper 12 hp). When i get next to the sidewalk to start the pass one of the neighborhood kids pulls up next to me on his razor scooter. He looks at me and i at him i give the nod and we are off. He got me out of the hole but i droped that sum bitch into 6th gear and pulled even then hit 7th and passed and started to pull away. After three lawns ( only one of which was mine ) i let off the gas and turned around to my amazement the kid came up to me and said All Your Base Are Belong To Us

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Somebody Set Us Up The Bomb.