This isn't your normal civic. This motherf*cker is the civic God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go slow, and get awesome gas mileage. Who doesn't like to get great gas mileage?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this f*cking car.

Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a f*ck.

Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car is not good for drifting. Interior is for bosses so I kept all of it. Manly as f*ck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back.

Seats? this cocks*cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gonna be all up on your d*ck after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it, sh*ts getting serious!

Stereos and AC are for bosses. Fortunately this car has both. Oh look at me, I like listening to rap and hip hop and think about pizza. F*ck that. The only noises you're gonna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet stock as f*ck d16y7. Sh*ts getting real, real f*cking fast.

This car has got a stock ass ebrake (b*tches love stock) with a radio remote for those super ultra megahellatastic bar room brawler music lovers. F*ck. Yes!

Now, I'll be honest. The wheels are a little lackluster, although everyones gonna be so focused on your super gangster Thule roof rack that nobody is going to give a f*ck about your sh*tty drag dr41s. Don't worry, I've got you f*cking covered. Its like we're in Vietnam and you just got ambushed by Charlie. Don't worry, friend, I've got your f*cking back and I’ll blow charlie to kingdom f*cking come. For an extra $1000 you can go buy some added p*ssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay.

This car has got 1.5 metric f*cking tons of awesome parts. EP3 seats, oem Honda badges, hawk hps pads, the list doesn't f*cking END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed.

You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? Don’t try it in this car. It will go so f*cking slow that you may very well get caught very quickly. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was f*cking rad. Its like someone took a turtle and cut its legs off and made it roll if it wasn't the slowest motherf*cker you've ever driven.

I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a pm or text me at 813 356 8118 and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a pm or text, I send you one right back. Thats how this works.

Exterior
Original 2000 vin matching body so no accidents. Original milano red paint
CTR front and rear Honda emblems (authentic)
Black housing headlights with city lights
Si front lip
Ctr rear lip
6k Hids
yellow fog lights
window rain guards
Gold rear tow hook
Stop tech slotted rotors with hawk hps pads
16x7 +40 drag dr41s with 205/40/16 nitto neo gens less then 5k miles on the tires.
Thule complete roof rack with 2 bike rails and fairing.
Rays motorsports light weight lug nuts.

Interior
EP3 Si front seats with EK rails. (all 4 bolt down)
Civic ex arm rest
Custom si gauge cluster. (looks like 06 and up si cluster)
Skunk 2 short shifter and knob
Fresh cargo cover
Optional trunk light
Cold AC
Hot heat

ICE
VIPER two way alarm with remote start
JVC head unit with front aux and usb
Jvc front 6.5s
Sony xplode rear 6x9
Wired for subs

Suspension
DC sports lower tie bar
Nuespeed race springs
Kyb 8 way adjustable shocks
Blox rear camber kit
Blackworks racing front camber kit
Fresh alignment: 0 camber up front, -2 camber in the rear.

Motor 158xxx miles
Original stock d16y7 motor and 5 speed tranny
AEM cold air intake
Asking 6k lmk!! or trade for an 97-01 integra

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