Originally Posted by cflhorsepower

my girl would be my wife, seeings how i'm almost 30. Approximately twice your age i'm assuming.

Furthermore (i know it's a big word), the day your dirty ass stepped foot on my lawn would end in two ways. 1) i bury you in it. 2) i pay you, drop you back off at home depot, and enjoy my new septic system you and your amigos helped hand dig.