Originally Posted by
mewantkouki
What kind of moron steals a s13? Thieves sure are aiming low these days... (I do not condone theft of anything btw, just wondering why someone would steal a 20 year old nissan when there are a hundred nicer cars out there.)

envious honda owner who just realized how fun 240's are to drive?
OP, if they catch the asshat, throw a barrel in their mouth and make em speak vowels before ya start pistol whipping the fuck out of their ass until they resemble the hunchback of Notre Dame.