K2,
I like your sense of humor with that quote. LOL
...............since I didn't say that in my original post LOL
My challenge to you is to post the link that it came from and when
you do, we can all read the context, and we will all laugh. LOL

I remember the night your car broke down and I was the only guy who
stopped to help you. I loaned you a screw driver from my humble tool box
and as you were messing with your car, the Highway Patrol rolled up behind
you and cut on his flashing lights.

In the flashing lights I saw a butt load of paraphanalia on your floorboard and
while you distracted the cop by jumping onto the hood of his cop car and saying
some things about his mother, I was throwing your junk into the ditch.

I could tell that he was not going to arrest you since he was enjoying whacking on
your head with that big black stick that they all carry.

Later on when the cop drove off and you got your car running, you were crying and
said something about next time you were going to get a tool box....not to put tools
into since your car "doesn't break down ALL the time...."....... LOL, but to hide your
illegal junk in. You were not appreciative that I saved you from arrest by tossing the
evidence into the ditch where it got wet.............and now you could not partake of your
"pain medicine".

You also stuck my screw driver into the pocket of your jeans and you gave me the
finger as you drove off. You forgot to say thanks for the use of the screw driver.

Since You now have my screw driver, next time your car breaks down, I won't be able
to stop and loan it to you. The next time, I won't be there to get rid of the evidence
and the cop will probably arrest you. And next time when you go before the judge and
he asks "Do you have anything to say before sentencing?", do you know what you will say?

You will say: "I wish I had bought that tool box that Senor Honda mentioned back
on September 2nd 2011". -Bob